Saggy chops trial

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safcftm wrote: Has he come up with any defence other than "I didn't know" yet? Hardly need to cross examine him thus far, all the prosecution need to do is remind the jury that ignorance is not a defence :?

"I feel insulted that I am being accused of tax dodging. Never in a million years would I put £198k into an offshore bank account to evade paying tax on it".
Well, that told us. :oops:

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Top Londoner wrote:
safcftm wrote: Has he come up with any defence other than "I didn't know" yet? Hardly need to cross examine him thus far, all the prosecution need to do is remind the jury that ignorance is not a defence :?

"I feel insulted that I am being accused of tax dodging. Never in a million years would I put £198k into an offshore bank account to evade paying tax on it".
Well, that told us. :oops:
So why did you pay money into an offshore bank a/c then Saggy Chops ???
:?:

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Macca wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:
safcftm wrote: Has he come up with any defence other than "I didn't know" yet? Hardly need to cross examine him thus far, all the prosecution need to do is remind the jury that ignorance is not a defence :?

"I feel insulted that I am being accused of tax dodging. Never in a million years would I put £198k into an offshore bank account to evade paying tax on it".
Well, that told us. :oops:
So why did you pay money into an offshore bank a/c then Saggy Chops ???
:?:
Oh, something along the lines of.......Honest guv, ask my Sandra. i don't even know what a pound note looks like these days.

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The defence calls Mr Redknobb to the stand

Do you have anything to say Mr Redknobb

"I feel insulted that I am being accused of tax dodging. Never in a million years would I put £198k into an offshore bank account to evade paying tax on it".

Thank you Mr Redknobb you are obviously inocent and should be able to leave. The defence rests m'lord

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Macca wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:
safcftm wrote: Has he come up with any defence other than "I didn't know" yet? Hardly need to cross examine him thus far, all the prosecution need to do is remind the jury that ignorance is not a defence :?

"I feel insulted that I am being accused of tax dodging. Never in a million years would I put £198k into an offshore bank account to evade paying tax on it".
Well, that told us. :oops:
So why did you pay money into an offshore bank a/c then Saggy Chops ???
:?:
"Cuz it was triffic. A lovely account. Comes from a good bank too. Triffic bank. Lovely staff. Triffic." :lol:

I believe there has been a huge order for lube at Wandsworth nick. Order placed by a "Big Bubba, Cell Block D."

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FFS people are obsessed with 'arry being buggered :banghead:

I can only talk for myself and im sure being locked up for years on end without female company would drive you fucking mad but is anyone going to fancy fucking saggy chops up the arsehole? REALLY?!!

:lol:

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flash gunner wrote:FFS people are obsessed with 'arry being buggered :banghead:

I can only talk for myself and im sure being locked up for years on end without female company would drive you fucking mad but is anyone going to fancy fucking saggy chops up the arsehole? REALLY?!!

:lol:
They would go for his personality, he's a triffic bloke, you know.

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flash gunner wrote:FFS people are obsessed with 'arry being buggered :banghead:

I can only talk for myself and im sure being locked up for years on end without female company would drive you fucking mad but is anyone going to fancy fucking saggy chops up the arsehole? REALLY?!!

:lol:
FrankSav reckons it's more about domination than romance. :-P :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:FFS people are obsessed with 'arry being buggered :banghead:

I can only talk for myself and im sure being locked up for years on end without female company would drive you fucking mad...
You are married mate, so you must have some sympathy!

:shock: :lol:

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arseofacrow wrote:
flash gunner wrote:FFS people are obsessed with 'arry being buggered :banghead:

I can only talk for myself and im sure being locked up for years on end without female company would drive you fucking mad...
You are married mate, so you must have some sympathy!

:shock: :lol:
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Candle face is on the stand as we speak.

Wonder what Shirley the cleaner thinks listening to his testimony

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"@Pearcesport : Laughter in Court when Redknapp reveals that barrister representing Milan Mandaric is an Arsenal fan"

FFs

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@Pearcesport

Break for lunch now. Redknapp will continue giving evidence at 2pm

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James Pearce @Pearcesport

Redknapp not given cheque book by bank. "Probably because I'd have left it on a deck chair when Sandra and I went to beach in afternoon"

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James Pearce @Pearcesport
R: "Morally I was due Crouch bonus even though legally I wasn't as not in contract." Monaco cash not Crouch bonus as "not in my contract"
James Pearce @Pearcesport
Laughter in Court when Redknapp said Crouch had been good investment as he was "young, getting better and growing taller"

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