Football chants you hate

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SteveO 35 wrote:
spinney12 wrote:Not so much the chants and songs it's the music some clubs play after a goal realllllly gets on my wick
When we started all that shouting out the players surnames before the game bollocks, we were just one step away from that pathetic League One style shit of playing Pigbag after a goal is scored

Thankfully the Black Scarf boys got that shite abandoned
I did wonder how long it would be before we got goal celebration music tbh. If it ever happens that'll be that last straw for me, with regards to going to matches at AG.

The shouting back of the names (and tbh the PA guy in general, still) is so cringeworthy & embarassing.

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Dan_85 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
spinney12 wrote:Not so much the chants and songs it's the music some clubs play after a goal realllllly gets on my wick
When we started all that shouting out the players surnames before the game bollocks, we were just one step away from that pathetic League One style shit of playing Pigbag after a goal is scored

Thankfully the Black Scarf boys got that shite abandoned
I did wonder how long it would be before we got goal celebration music tbh. If it ever happens that'll be that last straw for me, with regards to going to matches at AG.

The shouting back of the names (and tbh the PA guy in general, still) is so cringeworthy & embarassing.
The day that I wanted the ground to open up and swallow all 60,000 of us when that fucking cock screamed out at 200 decibels:

"NUMBER FIFTEEEEEEEEN - DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL..............."

I'm sure you agree Dan that the only thing more wanky than that would be some dick with a megaphone telling us all to "stand up if we 'ate Tottnum" :D

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"NUMBER TWENTYSEVEN, JERVEEEEEEEEN.........!!!!"
SteveO 35 wrote:I'm sure you agree Dan that the only thing more wanky than that would be some dick with a megaphone telling us all to "stand up if we 'ate Tottnum"
Well, i think the jury's still out on that one unfortunately old chap. :(

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Concur with votes for "Same old Arsenal........", makes my blood boil, especially after we've just stretchered someone off with a demolished leg.

(Dis)honourable mention for "whose that lying on the runway......" which just makes me cringe TBH when it's being sung by 40 year-old blokes who should know better, poor taste.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
spinney12 wrote:Not so much the chants and songs it's the music some clubs play after a goal realllllly gets on my wick
When we started all that shouting out the players surnames before the game bollocks, we were just one step away from that pathetic League One style shit of playing Pigbag after a goal is scored

Thankfully the Black Scarf boys got that shite abandoned
Get out !!! How do you know that ? Thank God that didn't happen. The sad thing is I can imagine people joining in with it like they were watching Jackpot step up to the ockie !!

Btw....Southamptons song nicked by Scum and sung slow, Scum singing 'if you know your history' nicked from Celtic and their history is shit and at the moment 'on their way to Wembley....**** are gonna do it again' AGAIN...like it happens every season?? NOT !!

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if you know your history is surely an everton thing?

I really detest the we'll do what we want/he scores/eats what he wants. so unimaginative by now, first it was quite clever but it's so boring.
We're by far the greatest team- I understand this song is in our clubs blood being sung on the NB in the fifities but every club sings it now :banghead:

almost every chelsea song they steal from us "john terry has won the double", "who's that team", etc.

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'He plays for Stoke, you send him off' annoys me, despite the fact that Stoke have been helped out the most by refereeing decisions this season.

And as usual we have been punished the most.

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Dan_85 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
spinney12 wrote:Not so much the chants and songs it's the music some clubs play after a goal realllllly gets on my wick
When we started all that shouting out the players surnames before the game bollocks, we were just one step away from that pathetic League One style shit of playing Pigbag after a goal is scored

Thankfully the Black Scarf boys got that shite abandoned
I did wonder how long it would be before we got goal celebration music tbh. If it ever happens that'll be that last straw for me, with regards to going to matches at AG.

The shouting back of the names (and tbh the PA guy in general, still) is so cringeworthy & embarassing.
Yeah, I met him at a game once and he really is as he sounds "W*NKERRRRR"

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The stadium announcer i dont find to bad compared to the bloke at chelsea he makes your blood boil! :tickedoff:

The stand in stadium announcer we sometimes have is awful though, really awful.

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Rosicky's Right Boot wrote:'He plays for Stoke, you send him off' annoys me, despite the fact that Stoke have been helped out the most by refereeing decisions this season.

And as usual we have been punished the most.
I haven't heard this chant, can you give context?

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"*insert team name* till I die" er, well yes obviously...
and "please don't take my *teamname* away" - how?

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officepest wrote:Concur with votes for "Same old Arsenal........", makes my blood boil, especially after we've just stretchered someone off with a demolished leg.

(Dis)honourable mention for "whose that lying on the runway......" which just makes me cringe TBH when it's being sung by 40 year-old blokes who should know better, poor taste.
Same old Arsenal
shit clubs nicking Baby Give it up and By Far The Greatest Team
City singing Blue Moon when it's a Crewe song
Chelsea doing the fucking Liquidator, though, I absolutely despise.

If you include Who's That Lying On The Runway and Twelve Went Up, surely you'd include United songs about Istanbul and Hillsborough, which, IMO are even worse.

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:if you know your history is surely an everton thing?

I really detest the we'll do what we want/he scores/eats what he wants. so unimaginative by now, first it was quite clever but it's so boring.
We're by far the greatest team- I understand this song is in our clubs blood being sung on the NB in the fifities but every club sings it now :banghead:

almost every chelsea song they steal from us "john terry has won the double", "who's that team", etc.
Agree with this. It was also quote funny with "Harry Redknapp pays tax when he wants" but its just so boring now, every team sings a version of it. Stoke singing "We'll play how we want" for example - how fucking sad is that, basically singing a song about how fucking awful your own team's style of play is.

Those classless Manc twats yesterday were singing the tune about Van Persie too weren't there.....something about "he's already ours" or something.

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SteveO 35 wrote:Those classless Manc twats yesterday were singing the tune about Van Persie too weren't there.....something about "he's already ours" or something.
They actually sung something did they? Didn't hear a peep outta them all afternoon. Terrible support.

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I know its been said but I just cannot fucking stand that silly Southampton song that the scum sing. Just the sight of them twiddling their fingers makes me want to fucking vomit. It's not clever, its not intimidating and it means fuck all. Fuck off.

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