Just Published my first novel...

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goonersid wrote:They say there's a book in everyone, but two :shock: You must be a fucking genius 8)
Seriously though good luck with it, :barscarf: a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.
Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt! :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:They say there's a book in everyone, but two :shock: You must be a fucking genius 8)
Seriously though good luck with it, :barscarf: a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.
Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt! :lol:
Don't worry DB10, it didn't need you to write a book or two to start doing that!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:They say there's a book in everyone, but two :shock: You must be a fucking genius 8)
Seriously though good luck with it, :barscarf: a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.
Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt! :lol:
Don't worry DB10, it didn't need you to write a book or two to start doing that!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
True. 8)

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Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous :cheers:

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flash gunner wrote:Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous :cheers:
With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"! :lol:

I'm now officially a piece of shite. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous :cheers:
With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"! :lol:

I'm now officially a piece of shite. 8)
'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous :cheers:
With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"! :lol:

I'm now officially a piece of shite. 8)
'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous :cheers:
With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"! :lol:

I'm now officially a piece of shite. 8)
'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol:

True. 8)

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Congratulations mate :barscarf: Sounds like it was tough work especially with having a job and family etc.

I like the sound of the next book so let us know when that's up.

On a side note, if you ever need a face for your cover, I charge by the hour and I may even let my hair down :wink: :wink: :lol:

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Are they tall tales? :oops:

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storrmin571 wrote:Are they tall tales? :oops:
They can't be, he's on 3ft 10. :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
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DB10GOONER wrote: Cheers, Hlebby. Kind words and much appreciated. The film rights are yours for a million up front. Dollars, Pounds, Euro, Lire, Pesos, Dinars or Rupees. I don't care, just want to say "Yeah, I got a million for the film rights". :lol: :wink:
I have a million Zimbabwean dollars here on the wall, if you're still interested... 8)
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Its amazing what some people can do when you give them crayons :wink:

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Congratulations Alan, i suppose you will be on the Late late Show plugging the Book soon :barscarf:

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HashKads wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:Are they tall tales? :oops:
They can't be, he's on 3ft 10. :lol:
Therefore they must be short stories!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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