BARCA V CHAVS

[kite]

Chelsea have no chance in the final against either Real Madrid or Bayern. Can't wait to see Cuntley's face after losing his 3rd CL final.

They had no chance against Barcelona and now they are in the final

[mcdowell42]

Where are all the plebs who chastised me back in November, when I claimed Spuds would finish miles ahead of us?
Any cream with that humble pie?


Must be embarassing for the original poster of the above statement.Remind me who the original poster was

[Dan_85]

I have no problems admitting it but I am jealous, bitter and fucking pissed off that those chavy *word censored* pulled off one of the greatest escapes in the CL and are celebrating another CL final. What makes it all the more frustrating is that we all know that this Arsenal side is years away from even getting close to being able to pull of that sort of result or luck over 2 legs and that if we manage to finish 3rd or 4th people will celebrate like its an achievement.

An achievement is Chelsea reaching the FA Cup final and the Champs League final after having a start to the season that was as equally chaotic and damaging as ours!!!! Why do we now have a small club mentality?

Exactly this.

Fucking Chelsea. Fucking Barca. Fucking Arsenal. What a thoroughly shitty night.

[1989]

Chelsea have no chance in the final against either Real Madrid or Bayern. Can't wait to see Cuntley's face after losing his 3rd CL final.

They had no chance against Barcelona and now they are in the final

No Terry, Ivanovic, Ramires, Cahill and Meireles. They're likely to field Bosingwa and Luiz - two of the genuinely worst defenders in the league - against the might of Ronaldo/Benzema/Ozil or Robben/Gomez/Ribery.

Considering the circumstances if they still win it then fair fucks to them.

[g88ner]

I despise Wenger and his flock of inebriated sheep as much as I love Arsenal.

And isn't that just sad and pathetic in equal measure?

I don't know why, but I find that if I read too many of your hate filled ramblings, I actually feel a little more miserable than before I logged on.

Ah well. Back to watching 'The Walking Dead' which is set in a post apocalyptic world overrun by brain dead zombies and where every moment is filled with death and misery. Still, oddly enough, that'll probably cheer me up a little, Baba

[kite]

Chelsea have no chance in the final against either Real Madrid or Bayern. Can't wait to see Cuntley's face after losing his 3rd CL final.

They had no chance against Barcelona and now they are in the final

No Terry, Ivanovic, Ramires, Cahill and Meireles. They're likely to field Bosingwa and Luiz - two of the genuinely worst defenders in the league - against the might of Ronaldo/Benzema/Ozil or Robben/Gomez/Ribery.

Considering the circumstances if they still win it then fair fucks to them.

I agree that under normal circumstances they can't do it and will lose the final. I just fear that in the final either Real or Bayern will hit the post 10 times and this fucking called Drogba scores a last minute winner. I just hope Bayern will tear them apart.

[Babatunde]

Also Babatunde what do you make of Guardiola a manager you have championed here as a successor the Wenger having no plan B, seen that somewhere before havent we?

Again, arithmetic fails you.

Pep Guardiola record in past 4 seasons:

2 CL trophies
3 La Liga titles
2 Copas del Rey
2 World CLub championships
Is it 3 Spanish supercups

Not bad for a manager with 'no plan B'.

Did he also lack a plan B all those times he embarrassed deity Wenger?

Now let's give Arsene the benefit of the doubt and go back..ooooh I dunno...say 5,6 years?

Arsene Wenger: sod all.
Nada.
Nothing.

I'll take Guardiola's lack of plan B (and those trophies) anytime thank you very much.

Funny how people like you wait for Pep to lose a semi-final, to come out with such tripe.

How did Wenger's plan B work out in Milan then? Or at QPR? In fact, did his plan A not get demolished at Old Trafford?
And did Swansea not terrorize him at his plan A too!

Oooh. Ok so we've established Arsene doesn't even have a plan A.

So to answer your rather idiotic question, I'll take Pep's plan A, over Wenger's lack of any plan (and any trophies at all), all day long thanks.

[Babatunde]

Wow. Roberto Di Matteo, a managerial novice, has managed to already equal Wenger's absurd CL record of ONE final in over 15 attempts. Amazing job Wenger is doing.

Wenger's record is no better than Avram Grant's in fact...

Still chaps. Keep fapping away to royal lord Wenger and his 4th place trophies...oh how I'll laugh if the Chavs win the thing after we finish 4th.

Complete ignore the fact this Chelsea squad has been assembled with ridiculous sums of money

This wasn't a tactical masterclass from Matteo. Chelsea were fortunate tonight and were throughout the whole tie. I think they summoned only 4 attempts on target over both legs and converted 3 of them. Whilst Barca hit the woodwork 4 times and missed some absolute sitters. I would say their success was more down to sheer hard work and luck rather than managerial brilliance.

Typical lack of class and grace. Spoken like Arsene's true master.

Uh huh. Unlike Arsenal, bet you were saying that about us when we made the CL final after Riquelme missed that pen eh? And what is this money nonsense? Citeh's squad cost far more and got knocked out first round. Arsenal's wage bill is over 25% higher than AC Milan and Arsenal were trounced in Milan. Money excuses are pathetic!

Ooooh it was all luck. Must explain why papa Wenger went to the Nou Camp a year ago and managed a new CL record ZERO shots on or off target. I was led to believe that Chelski scored not once, but TWICE form open play? As opposed to relying on jammy own-goals from corners?

What was that about luck again? Quite bitter really...

[mcdowell42]

Also Babatunde what do you make of Guardiola a manager you have championed here as a successor the Wenger having no plan B, seen that somewhere before havent we?

Again, arithmetic fails you.

Pep Guardiola record in past 4 seasons:

2 CL trophies
3 La Liga titles
2 Copas del Rey
2 World CLub championships
Is it 3 Spanish supercups

Not bad for a manager with 'no plan B'.

Did he also lack a plan B all those times he embarrassed deity Wenger?

Now let's give Arsene the benefit of the doubt and go back..ooooh I dunno...say 5,6 years?

Arsene Wenger: sod all.
Nada.
Nothing.

I'll take Guardiola's lack of plan B (and those trophies) anytime thank you very much.

Funny how people like you wait for Pep to lose a semi-final, to come out with such tripe.

How did Wenger's plan B work out in Milan then? Or at QPR? In fact, did his plan A not get demolished at Old Trafford?
And did Swansea not terrorize him at his plan A too!

Oooh. Ok so we've established Arsene doesn't even have a plan A.

So to answer your rather idiotic question, I'll take Pep's plan A, over Wenger's lack of any plan (and any trophies at all), all day long thanks.

Where are all the plebs who chastised me back in November, when I claimed Spuds would finish miles ahead of us?
Any cream with that humble pie?


Must be embarassing for the original poster of the above statement.Remind me who the original poster was

[skipper]

Aguess if you support Spuds then you can say that Riquelme missed that penalty. For rest of us who support Arsenal, Lehman saved it.

[mcdowell42]

Aguess if you support Spuds then you can say that Riquelme missed that penalty. For rest of us who support Arsenal, Lehman saved it.

OUCH

[the jaybo]

Wow. Roberto Di Matteo, a managerial novice, has managed to already equal Wenger's absurd CL record of ONE final in over 15 attempts. Amazing job Wenger is doing.

Wenger's record is no better than Avram Grant's in fact...

Still chaps. Keep fapping away to royal lord Wenger and his 4th place trophies...oh how I'll laugh if the Chavs win the thing after we finish 4th.

Complete ignore the fact this Chelsea squad has been assembled with ridiculous sums of money

This wasn't a tactical masterclass from Matteo. Chelsea were fortunate tonight and were throughout the whole tie. I think they summoned only 4 attempts on target over both legs and converted 3 of them. Whilst Barca hit the woodwork 4 times and missed some absolute sitters. I would say their success was more down to sheer hard work and luck rather than managerial brilliance.

Typical lack of class and grace. Spoken like Arsene's true master.

Uh huh. Unlike Arsenal, bet you were saying that about us when we made the CL final after Riquelme missed that pen eh? And what is this money nonsense? Citeh's squad cost far more and got knocked out first round. Arsenal's wage bill is over 25% higher than AC Milan and Arsenal were trounced in Milan. Money excuses are pathetic!

Ooooh it was all luck. Must explain why papa Wenger went to the Nou Camp a year ago and managed a new CL record ZERO shots on or off target. I was led to believe that Chelski scored not once, but TWICE form open play? As opposed to relying on jammy own-goals from corners?

What was that about luck again? Quite bitter really...

Lack of class and grace, from you, really?

Funny how you're praising Di Matteo for Chelsea's performance tonight even though we employed almost an identical tactic last year. I suppose though, Robin's dismissal was all down to the lack of tactical ability displayed by Mr Wenger?

Money nonsense? I'm sure every Chelsea fan will agree with you.

[rodders999]

I've never seen anything like it. I think the chavs had 23% possession in the first leg and 18% tonight and still got through

Simply cannot comprehend how they are in the final.

[Red Gunner]

I've never seen anything like it. I think the chavs had 23% possession in the first leg and 18% tonight and still got through

Simply cannot comprehend how they are in the final.

Was shocked when I saw that. Surely that's a record. Has anyone ever had lesser possession in top-level football?

Anyway, sickening result. I despise Chelsea and sympathise with Barcelona. People hate them for the same reasons they hate us. Playing football (not hoofball), not "liking it up 'em" and also pure envy.

Hope Chelsea get smashed in the final. If they win it... Don't even want to think about it. EBJT and Fat Frank will probably get knighted if they do.

Anyway:

Sky Sports Geoff Shreeves crushes Chelsea's Ivanovic on live TV

[1989]

Sky Sports Geoff Shreeves crushes Chelsea's Ivanovic on live TV