FOR ALL YOU SINGLE GOONERS

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FOR ALL YOU SINGLE GOONERS

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I will steer clear of Crystal Clamenza.
Could do without the Corleone family coming after me!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jeeezzuss whatever next..

No12. (possession of firearm) "I'd love to be swept off my feet...."


maybe she should have added...Or I'll shoot you :shock: :lol:

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QuartzGooner wrote:I will steer clear of Crystal Clamenza.
Could do without the Corleone family coming after me!

i love the ones in for murder but looking for a caring guy :D :D

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One of the jailbirds is seeking someone who is "non-judgemental".

I wonder why that would be? :? :wink:

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Surely those photo's have to be fakes...so some dullead writes to one of them, eventually goes to visit and is confronted by a 17stone hawaiin gang leader with tatt's and a moustache....


:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: hmmmm right up your street KJ1 :D :wink:

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"you should live each day as if its your last" ..............................gulp, not the kind of chat up line I would want to hear from an ex con.

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