if you was stuck in a lift

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Post by DB10GOONER »

How bizarre??!! This actually happened to a Gooner mate of mine in New York. He works for a TV station and was there on business. He got in the lift in his hotel and who was in it? Only Ruuuuuud VanLongface (at the height of his diving cheating manure bastardness).

What did my mate do? Tell the geebag he was a cheating, well, geebag? No.

Insult the gimp's parentage, sexual orientation and general appearance? No.

Slap his face up side his ass for being a cheating geebag? No.

(note; I usually don't condone violence except in self defence and then it's a case of let the f*cking dogs loose John! - but this was Van Nistledive, for God's sake; I would have made an exception :wink: ).

What did he do? He f*cking shook his hand! :shock: :( :roll: :oops:

I'm still morally offended by your lack of character, Holly... :evil:

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Post by Cesc is God »

Ronaldo so I could ...

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... You know :lol:

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Cesc is God wrote:Ronaldo so I could ...

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... You know :lol:
yeah we know.... admire his wonderful quick feet, some of the great goals he has scored, tell him what a great season he is having etc etc etc :D :D :D that boy ronaldo makes england look shite............ sorry couldn't resist

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i'd like to be with rio ferdinand :lol: we talk the same language innit 8)

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fabregas for me 8)

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Post by augie »

For positive footballing conversation it would have to be one of george graham, the merse, PV4 or DB10.

For people I would like to slap the heads off I'd have to say sheringham, roy keane & cashly for starters.

As for the ladies Rachel Stevens & demi moore would do the job for me :wink:

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Post by Ted B »

suggestive ^ to say the least :lol: i'm sure you don't wanna discuss eastenders with him :wink:

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K a r e l =] wrote:i'd like to be with rio ferdinand :lol: we talk the same language innit 8)
Only because you want to get the contact details for his dealer :wink:

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i wont argue with that spud :wink:

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I know exactly who I would like to be stuck in a lift with but we've moved on from that now and are not discussing it anymore. :wink: God that would be time well spent, as would my prison sentence. 8)

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i would also like to meet gallas and ask him who does his hair 8)

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Ronaldo Floor 1
Fergie Floor 2
Roy Keane to the top where i would throw the wanker off the roof

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i'm surprised no one has mentioned jenas. i would shove a dildo up his arse and then knock the queer *word censored* out you **** :lol: i hate him 8)

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Post by GE|2|2Y »

For chatting it would be bergkamp,le boss,cesc,

For trouble it would be cashley,rude with the long face,

For ladies it would be rihanna,carmen electra or both :D

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Rhianna is stunning!

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