if you was stuck in a lift

Lethal · Post by **Lethal** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:07 pm

football wise:ashley so i could kick the living shit out of him

other then that,cheryl

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:09 pm

When I used to work at Arsenal I got in a lift with Vieira, shame it didn't get stuck. It was all of 30 seconds and I was so awestruck I didn't even say anything to him, we just nooded at each other as I got out. I felt like a right "word you can't write on here"

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:20 pm

Always gotta try and say something as how often do those situations occur?

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:31 pm

ashley and cheryl cole so i can batter cole, why his dieing the last thing he sees is me and cheryl

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:33 pm

All the posters that have nominated someone because they would like to give them a smack - how would you feel if they ended up beating you up?

Especially the person that nominated Roy Keane (do you have a death wish or something?

)

Post by **REB** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:35 pm

stuck with heather ( chunkys bird

)

hate to be stuck with any man u or spurs fan or IHH

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:36 pm

Not if they had a gun...

... or better yet - We had Chuck Norris to help us out!

Don't worry Gooners. I'll kick the shit outta that Chelsea rent boy!

redarmy7 · Post by **redarmy7** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:49 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
redarmy7 wrote:eric cantona, so i can ask him what the fcuk the seagulls and trawler statement was all about
OH COME ON - SURELY ANYONE WITH ANY INTELLEGENCE KNOWS WHAT CANTONA MEANT BY THAT STATEMENT.

OKAY THEN, I'LL EXPLAIN: "WHEN THE SEAGULLS (THE PRESS) FOLLOW THE TRAWLER (MR. CANTONA) IT IS BECAUSE THEY THINK SARDINES (GOOD QUOTES) WILL BE THROWN INTO THE SEA (WILL BE GIVEN TO THEM)."

FECK ME, I'M MORE CLEVER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS!!

smart arse, i can't help being fick

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:02 pm

IT'S NOT JUST YOU. THE WAY THE MEDIA TRIED TO PORTRAY IT AS GOBBLEDEGOOK WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY CLEVER PHRASE BY CANTONA HAVING A GO AT THEM, THE MEDIA, PISSED ME OFF!!

HAVING WORKED IN THE MEDIA IN THE PAST, I KNOW MOST OF THEM KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT FOOTBALL AND ARE JUST AFTER HEADLINES AND STORIES!!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:21 pm

I'd like to be stuck in a lift with that Aleshia(?) girl. The singer who won the dancing show? She is totally beautiful.
If I was stuck in a lift with her for about three weeks, she might get desperate enough to even shag an old git like me.
Failing that, it would have to be Dawn fron Eastenders.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:23 pm

Fuck me! That Cantona WAS a clever bastard.
Excellent stuff.

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:32 pm

U fellas must be talking the piss that u never understood wat Cantona was on about ??!! ......... thought it was pretty obvious to be honest ....

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:27 am

Us blokes are not as perceptive as you gals. Sorry.

WengerKnows · Post by **WengerKnows** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:33 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:All the posters that have nominated someone because they would like to give them a smack - how would you feel if they ended up beating you up? Especially the person that nominated Roy Keane (do you have a death wish or something? )

my thoughts exactly . thats why i would choose arron lennon , i'm positive i could take him in a fight .

wouldn't mind some time with joe coles girlfriend either.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:53 am

Amanda Lamb And Abi Titmuss..AND ID WATCH