Caption Competition

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We must be able to beat the Arsenal one......"Dont forget your perjamas!"

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When Gervinho touched his nipple, the upper lip wasn't the only part of Mertesacker that became stiff.

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Yes you are smiling now my Ivorian freund but ze next time ze bottle goes near ze goal it vill not only be your nose vhich bleeds ya?

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Is this a scene taken from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe?

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Gervinho to Pers...

"Hey Lahr, do you know where Haley and Alice have got to?" :rubchin: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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'Pers and Gervinho demonstrate the techniques Wenger had them working on in training to try and improve the team's defending this season!'

:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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The club announces its latest cost cutting deal as Eurocamp get exclusive rights to provide overnight accomodation to the team for next season's Champions League

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"well they play like they're asleep most of the time, so they might as well dress like it "...

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AW to Pat Rice (after another poor performance), "I said give them a dressing DOWN!)

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"Ebony...and Ivory Coast...living in perfect harmony..."

(I know, I know, but fuck it :twisted: :lol: )

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GranadaJoe wrote:AW to Pat Rice (after another poor performance), "I said give them a dressing DOWN!)
:lol: :lol:

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Gerv. 'you're supposed to put this on the sunbed, not wear it.'

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GranadaJoe wrote:AW to Pat Rice (after another poor performance), "I said give them a dressing DOWN!)
The winner!!! :lol:

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Red Snapper wrote:
GranadaJoe wrote:AW to Pat Rice (after another poor performance), "I said give them a dressing DOWN!)
The winner!!! :lol:
That's just 'two in tents'.

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Arsenal train for every scenario.

Here we simulate being one nil up at Old Trafford and Howard Webb decides the injury time.

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Arsenal players charged with loitering within tent...

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