Kalou rejected Arsenal transfer in January 2014

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SteveO 35
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Re: KALOU: Arsenal's Deterioration

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Eboue-Why? wrote:So that'll mean we'll have Abou and Kalou at the club? Jesus we're starting to sound like The Jungle Book
Now I'm the King of the Wingers oh,
The signing who is free
I reached the top, Chelsea think I'm plop
And that's why there's no fee
I wanna be a main striker
And not some fourth choice clown
And be just like Chamakh and Park
80 grand is being thrown round

Oh, ooohbee do
We're gonna sign Kaloooooooou
We're gonna sign more poo
Just like you, tooooooooooo
He'll sign its truuuuuuuuue
A clown like meeeeeeeee
Can learn to be just like Park toooooooooooo

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:So that'll mean we'll have Abou and Kalou at the club? Jesus we're starting to sound like The Jungle Book
Now I'm the King of the Wingers oh,
The signing who is free
I reached the top, Chelsea think I'm plop
And that's why there's no fee
I wanna be a main striker
And not some fourth choice clown
And be just like Chamakh and Park
80 grand is being thrown round

Oh, ooohbee do
We're gonna sign Kaloooooooou
We're gonna sign more poo
Just like you, tooooooooooo
He'll sign its truuuuuuuuue
A clown like meeeeeeeee
Can learn to be just like Park toooooooooooo

...and the award for the quickest song writing post goes to.......

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SteveO its a little bit ironic that you are defending Baba for his name calling saying that others should man up when Baba goes crying to the mod like a little biatch when someone calls him a name as savage as (wait for it).....a moron!!!!!!
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Oh sorry, I have spoken out of turn.

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I just think you all need a good drink, a little sing song, a bit of Abou worshipping........and all start to love each other

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

I'll be taking requests tonight

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:So that'll mean we'll have Abou and Kalou at the club? Jesus we're starting to sound like The Jungle Book
Now I'm the King of the Wingers oh,
The signing who is free
I reached the top, Chelsea think I'm plop
And that's why there's no fee
I wanna be a main striker
And not some fourth choice clown
And be just like Chamakh and Park
80 grand is being thrown round

Oh, ooohbee do
We're gonna sign Kaloooooooou
We're gonna sign more poo
Just like you, tooooooooooo
He'll sign its truuuuuuuuue
A clown like meeeeeeeee
Can learn to be just like Park toooooooooooo
Very good.

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Babatunde wrote:Arsene's Angels are back! Welcome to the party Nik Bendtnerand Kiwomya!
How are you doing this fine day? Feeling a little "physically jaded"? In the "red zone" a little bit?
Did you all stroke your handbrakes last night?
Super quality!

Overall, I belieeeeve, Kiwomya, Arsene's Little Helper has already quoted fiction once before on the Nasri story..and was subsequently proved dead wrong. So excuse me if I treat your mental strength like a sugar snap made out of shit!

And Nikki aaaaaw. I agree this place needs more REAL SUPPORTERS like you!
I'm sick of the clowns round here voicing opinions I don't like! Real fans buy hot dogs and Arsenal duvets.

Real fans have patients (in ze mental strength institute).

Please allow yourselves a told you so if Kalou don't sign...
But expect serious mocking if and when he does!

Hugs and kisses,
xxx
I didn't see that response coming. So unpredictable - you really keep us on our toes.

Speaking of fiction, keep working on your stories of actually being an Arsenal fan. Maybe some more away day tales. I love those. :barscarf:

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Let's try and keep the thread on topic lads. :banghead:

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Babatunde wrote:
Gunnersaurus wrote:
augie wrote:The stand out point for me in what baba has said is that nowadays we seem to be buying too many "squad players" and not focusing enough on the first 11 :roll:

We have been down this road before in that we signed sol on a freebie and paid him massive massive money but the difference is that we were buying a top quality player there and that wont be the case with kalou. I totally understand the concept where a club doesnt pay a transfer fee to another club for a bosman signing so instead they end up paying the player a huge signing on fee and bumper wages and I get the defence that the "buying club" is actually no worse off financially but really there is no way in gods green earth that anybody could justify paying kalou 80k per week. Sign him as a squad player by all means but pay him a squad players wage and sell some of the existing squad players to make room for him cos otherwise you are simply tying up more money in wages that should be used to bring quality into the club

Btw gunnersauras, djimi traore also won a champs league medal for the victims but that still didnt make him a good player though did it ?


No it doesn't but that wasn't my point mate, my point was that moron always bangs on about World Cup winning Mata when his truth he contributed as much to Spain winning it as their kitman did.

Kalou has won a CL, by silly bolloxs
Right Gunnersaurus. Do you really wanna go down the abuse route? Cos trust me, I doubt you have the intellect to beat a child....
Baba...I don't often read your posts. I find them too long. And too repetitive.

But I read your OP and found myself agreeing with it. Good stuff.

But now you have reverted to abusing other posters. It's not necessary. And it's boring.

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Arsenal's deterioration?

Answer: Complete

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Re: KALOU: Arsenal's Deterioration

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flash gunner wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:Arsene's Angels are back! Welcome to the party Nik Bendtnerand Kiwomya!
How are you doing this fine day? Feeling a little "physically jaded"? In the "red zone" a little bit?
Did you all stroke your handbrakes last night?
Super quality!

Overall, I belieeeeve, Kiwomya, Arsene's Little Helper has already quoted fiction once before on the Nasri story..and was subsequently proved dead wrong. So excuse me if I treat your mental strength like a sugar snap made out of shit!

And Nikki aaaaaw. I agree this place needs more REAL SUPPORTERS like you!
I'm sick of the clowns round here voicing opinions I don't like! Real fans buy hot dogs and Arsenal duvets.

Real fans have patients (in ze mental strength institute).

Please allow yourselves a told you so if Kalou don't sign...
But expect serious mocking if and when he does!

Hugs and kisses,
xxx
:D

Baba's on song today :barscarf:


Arsene's Little Helper ! I dunno why I find this stuff funny but I do
Im glad you do. why do people have to be called childish names because they believe something different? :roll: No wonder BDB has fucked off
If the worst name you've been called is Arsene's Little Helper and you take offence to that mate then you better wrap yourself in cotton wool and never venture outside the front door.

I don't agree with Baba's overly abusive stuff, but come on now....that was a bit more subtle and tame

Subtle and tame maybe but is there a need for childish name calling?
Subtle and tame compared to the other shit maybe but is there a need for childish name calling? Its an attempt to belittle someone which in some cases is worse than being outright called a *word censored*
Wow who invited Mary Whitehouse to the proceedings? :roll:
Was this before watershed is that why? OK Flash, duly noted and I shall be referring your comments to the Parliamentary Select Committee for Fit and Proper Clean English, and the National Society for People of a Deeply Sensitive Nature (the NSDSP)

So....no insults, no abuse and errrrm....it's better to call someone a c*** you say?

Are you Bobby Davro? :shock:

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Thats low Baba calling someone Bobby Davro :lol:

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Re: KALOU: Arsenal's Deterioration

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LOL MaccyD

Anyhow this thread was about Kalou. I'll try get away from the bitching about bla bla.

Kalou is shite. FACT.

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Have to agree but the fact hes free is an arsene wenger wet dream

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I agree that's like porn to Wenger.

'Ooooh such mental strength and qualiteeee resources at super qualiteeeee prices...I love ze waaaaay he speaks fluent Phreeeench wiz his African DNA I will soon have enough French Africans to have ze biggest orgy ever!'

'Kalou he is a big player wiz a big handbrake. It is not every day you get such qualiteeeee caviar at Lidl prices'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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