A Gooner Rhapsody

[SteveO 35]

Now this is what happens when Mrs SteveO is out with her mates, the kids are amusing themselves and I'm left alone with a good old bottle of red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ&ob=av3e

Have a little sing along and forget all the players we'll never sign.....................Happy Friday fellow Gooners.........

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Eight two’s a landslide,
And he’s thrown on Henri Lans-buryyyyy

Open your eyes,
Look at our demise and see,
Park is a poor buy, Chamakh joined us for free
Cos Jenk-in-son’s come, Cesc let go,
Third place high, 18th low,
Any way Arsene knows, and he knows Kalou is free
...he’s free

Ivan,
Just signed a man,
But his boots are full of lead, fans just snigger
Nasri’s left
Ivan... Autumn’s just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away

Ivan ooooooooooooh,
Didn't mean to make you buy,
And Song is just a modern Stephen Morrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, full time has come,
Johan Djourou is our spine, Chesney straying off his line
Goodbye, Cesc and Nasri, you’ve got to go,
Got to leave you both behind and find some youuuuuths

Ivan oooh,
I don't wanna buy,
I sometimes wish they were all frees from Bordeauuuuuuuuuux

(Guitar solo)

I see a little South Korean of a man,
Ju Young Park! Ju Young Park! Will you sign from
Mon-a-co?!

Gervinho’s head is frightening, why the fuck we signed him?
Feo, Feo (Feo Feo)
Feo, Feo (Feo Feo)
Feo Feo, where’s the balllllllllllll? – Behind the go-oo-oo-oo-al

I'm just a fat boy, leaving Fen-er-bah-ce
He's just a poor buy, replacing Gael Clichy
Save him a doughnut, he’s here from Turkey!
Kalou come, Robin go, will he spend some dough?
He’s far too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go!) He’s too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go!) He’s too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go) Will not spend our dough
(Robin go)(Never) Never spend your dough
Oh Robin gooooooooo! No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Yann miVila, Yann m’Vila, Yann m’Vila, let him go
Saint Etienne, is your captain put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop me from telling my lie?!?!
Send your renewal money, Van’s gone don’t you cry!!
Oh, baby, can we sign someone maybe
Just get Vela out, just gotta get him outta
here!

(Guitar solo)

Trophies they don’t matter, Anyone can see,
Third place really matters,
Third place really matters to meeeeeeeee.

Anyway, Arsene knows.........shhhhhhhhhh

[donaldo]

Brilliant SteveO

[Top Londoner]

Class.

Now, can you come up with something to the tune of Alternative Ulster or Sex Pistols God save the Queen?

I was going to ask for a ditty to the tune of Suspect Device, but you're not going to pen one that includes Diaby.

[HashKads]

Steve-O you deserve an award

[Wengerball]

Outstanding

Think it sums things up to a tee

[I Hate Hleb]

Superb work SteveO!!

[Babatunde]

I died laughing reading this SteveO.

Absolutely outstanding.

[N1Goon]

[RioGooner]

Quality. I stand corrected, Super Quality.

[OneBardGooner]

Now this is what happens when Mrs SteveO is out with her mates, the kids are amusing themselves and I'm left alone with a good old bottle of red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ&ob=av3e

Have a little sing along and forget all the players we'll never sign.....................Happy Friday fellow Gooners.........

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Eight two’s a landslide,
And he’s thrown on Henri Lans-buryyyyy

Open your eyes,
Look at our demise and see,
Park is a poor buy, Chamakh joined us for free
Cos Jenk-in-son’s come, Cesc let go,
Third place high, 18th low,
Any way Arsene knows, and he knows Kalou is free
...he’s free

Ivan,
Just signed a man,
But his boots are full of lead, fans just snigger
Nasri’s left
Ivan... Autumn’s just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away

Ivan ooooooooooooh,
Didn't mean to make you buy,
And Song is just a modern Stephen Morrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, full time has come,
Johan Djourou is our spine, Chesney straying off his line
Goodbye, Cesc and Nasri, you’ve got to go,
Got to leave you both behind and find some youuuuuths

Ivan oooh,
I don't wanna buy,
I sometimes wish they were all frees from Bordeauuuuuuuuuux

(Guitar solo)

I see a little South Korean of a man,
Ju Young Park! Ju Young Park! Will you sign from
Mon-a-co?!

Gervinho’s head is frightening, why the fuck we signed him?
Feo, Feo (Feo Feo)
Feo, Feo (Feo Feo)
Feo Feo, where’s the balllllllllllll? – Behind the go-oo-oo-oo-al

I'm just a fat boy, leaving Fen-er-bah-ce
He's just a poor buy, replacing Gael Clichy
Save him a doughnut, he’s here from Turkey!
Kalou come, Robin go, will he spend some dough?
He’s far too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go!) He’s too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go!) He’s too tight! He will not spend our dough
(Robin go) Will not spend our dough
(Robin go)(Never) Never spend your dough
Oh Robin gooooooooo! No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Yann miVila, Yann m’Vila, Yann m’Vila, let him go
Saint Etienne, is your captain put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop me from telling my lie?!?!
Send your renewal money, Van’s gone don’t you cry!!
Oh, baby, can we sign someone maybe
Just get Vela out, just gotta get him outta
here!

(Guitar solo)

Trophies they don’t matter, Anyone can see,
Third place really matters,
Third place really matters to meeeeeeeee.

Anyway, Arsene knows.........shhhhhhhhhh

Take a Bow Son....Take A Bow

[franksav63]

SteveO, that really is the dog's bollocks of a song... take a bow pal...
(pissing myself laughing at that...)

[safcftm]

Fucking hell, not even a gooner and I was pissing meself from start to finish- absolute class

[officepest]

Super quality SteveO!