Tune for Arteta

[StuartL]

A new ditty for Arteta for next season to the tune of Michelle by the Beatles


Mikel, Arteta
these are words that go together better
Mikel Arteta.

[I Hate Hleb]

That's so bad I hope you at least have the excuse that you're drunk/high/loved-up!!

[arseofacrow]

A new ditty for Arteta for next season to the tune of Michelle by the Beatles


Mikel, Arteta
these are words that go together better
Mikel Arteta.

I have sympathy with Merson is God now.

[bitterandstout]

I liked the braille version better.

[I Hate Hleb]

To the melody of the 'Champione' song that scousers sing:

Oh Mikel Ar-te-ta
There’s no-one better
Than our Mikel

Can pass the ball
And he wins it back too,
He skips past tackles
Like a Spanish kangaroo

Oh Mikel Ar-te-ta
There’s no-one better
Than our Mikel

(And before you ask yes, I do have the legitimate excuse that I'm high!! )

[paperclip]

I came up with one for Mikel, although as usual I couldn't be bothered coming up with all the lyrics so someone would have to pad it out.

To the tune of "You Better You Bet" by The Who

"something something something something Arteta
Arteta Arteta Artet"

CLASSIC!

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

A who can post the shittest song for Arteta contest? Ok then...

Noooooobody does Arteta
Makes me feel saaad for the rest
Song's not eeeven - haaalf as good as youuu
Mikel, you're the best

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

To the melody of the 'Champione' song that scousers sing:

Oh Mikel Ar-te-ta
There’s no-one better
Than our Mikel

Can pass the ball
And he wins it back too,
He skips past tackles
Like a Spanish kangaroo

Oh Mikel Ar-te-ta
There’s no-one better
Than our Mikel

(And before you ask yes, I do have the legitimate excuse that I'm high!! )

I think that would scan better if it went...

Ohhh Chamakh is pony
A cacker Tony
Cascarinoooo

His hair's full of beef dripping
If you know just what I mean
There's something about Marouanne
I think he is a queen

Ohhh Chamakh is pony…

[elpelsarmy]

[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]A who can post the shittest song for Arteta contest? Ok then...

Spot on mate, do these people actually attempt to sing these songs in their heads before posting this shite?

[I Hate Hleb]

A who can post the shittest song for Arteta contest? Ok then...]

Spot on mate, do these people actually attempt to sing these songs in their heads before posting this shite?

Of course I do!! Although like I stated earlier, I am buzzing and therefore not totally responsible for my contributions as the 'quality control' section of my brain is on a tea-break. And to be fair, most things sound good in the head. Not sure what excuse the others have got though.

[DB10GOONER]

If Satan had a shit and set it on fire it would resemble this thread.


BTW; IU4GN wins the shit song (see how THOSE two words fit so well together? ) contest.

[flash gunner]

A new ditty for Arteta for next season to the tune of Michelle by the Beatles


Mikel, Arteta
these are words that go together better
Mikel Arteta.

I have sympathy with Merson is God now.

We all know StuartL stitched mig up

[OneBardGooner]

A new ditty for Arteta for next season to the tune of Michelle by the Beatles


Mikel, Arteta
these are words that go together better
Mikel Arteta.

Fucccccckkk There's been some desperate Ego Threads on here....but This!!!?????

[SWLGooner]

I think that would scan better if it went...

Ohhh Chamakh is pony
A cacker Tony
Cascarinoooo

His hair's full of beef dripping
If you know just what I mean
There's something about Marouanne
I think he is a queen

Ohhh Chamakh is pony…

That's got me in tears laughing. Brilliant.

[skizz_b]

A who can post the shittest song for Arteta contest? Ok then...

Noooooobody does Arteta
Makes me feel saaad for the rest
Song's not eeeven - haaalf as good as youuu
Mikel, you're the best

haha love it!