I decided to enter the world of blogging but its not primarily an Arsenal or football blog, its just something to spout my wildly inappropriate shit off to the world.
I thought'd I just share my take on the England game though.
http://officialtwat.blogspot.co.ukSo, I was watching the England game last night and the first thought that came into my head was - ''bloody hell, those banana's are quite vicious.'' It was no surprise that Sweden, a place best known for Vikings, pillaging and out of fashion menacingly blond beards decided to use brute force tactics throughout the game. England got off to a decent start when a butcher version of Myleene Klass thumped home a header giving England a well deserved lead. Things seemed to being going as smooth as a pornstars bikini line until hilarity ensued and England coked it up again after half time. Within ten minuets, Olof Melberg, a man who sounds like he's fresh off the long boat, decides that it was the game to end his three year scoring drought and score two goals to but a country best known for their funny sounding furniture and their windowless shops, two goals ahead.
Then came the deciding moment...
Our manager, Woy of the Wovers, who's lisp is greater than the 1966 World Cup victory, brought on Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, who's pace is staggering but not as staggering as his inability to know where the pitch ends. England continued to pile on the pressure more than a Harry Redknapp twitches during a post match interview and low and behold a miracle happened. Walcott, not only shot, but he hit the target and scored, and I must say, what a peach. Ikea didn't know what hit them, England took back control of the game. It wasn't long before Theo went on one of his trade mark runs - by trade mark I mean he almost carried the ball off the bitch again - but instead he crossed in a beautiful ball for Manchester Untied's young DJ Jazzy Jeff look-a-like striker Danny Welbeck to nicely backheel in the third goal.
The pubs across the country exploded in rejoice.
Relief came at the final whistle.
Full time score:
Abba 2-3 England.
its doing wonders for this forum 
) but, as Mutley said, you're probably trying too hard to be funny. Perhaps trying to make people laugh in every sentence is a bit much? - I found it a bit tiring, to be honest.
