best chant last season

[gooner.ed]

filling in a quick review of last season for a world soccer season preview special - they plug the website in return. one question is - best chant of last season. i have a memory like a sieve for these - even the ones that make me chuckle. so does anyone have any suggestions...

i thank you kindly

[Nick Bendtners Ego]

For me it has to have been the one aimed at Gigg's when Manure came to town.

" Can you taste, can you taste, can you taste your brothers cock"?!

Chant Gold!

Didn't quite get the same decibel level as the granny shagging one which has been a bit done to death.

Funny as hell, terrace humour lives on!

[gooner.ed]

er thanks...

somehow, i can't see world soccer running that one...

anything witty and slightly less er... graphic?

[SWLGooner]

liverpool away, announcement comes on c. 35 minutes "Will the visiting fans please remain seated, this is for your own safety blah blah blah"

Quick as a flash "We'll sit down, we'll sit down, we'll sit down when Carroll scores!"

[Bradywasking]

5-2 at the Grove and the chant is "Harry for England" ...it was better on TV because we could see Twitchy's face.

[gooner.ed]

now we are getting some quality suggestions i can actually put forward. i thank you

[mikeyb772001]

WITHOUT DOUBT

Citeh home, when tevez was warming up

the whole of the grove singing

"he plays when he wants, he plays when he wants, carlos tevez he plays when he wants

[mikeyb772001]

Also….. 2.0 down, 5.2 up , theo walcot wrapped it up, with a nik nak paddy wak , give a dog a bone, all the totnumb fucked off home

Then obviously “ohhhhhhh when the wheeeeeellllls come falllling off” “I wana be right here laughing, ohh when the wheels come falling off”

[g88ner]

liverpool away, announcement comes on c. 35 minutes "Will the visiting fans please remain seated, this is for your own safety blah blah blah"

Quick as a flash "We'll sit down, we'll sit down, we'll sit down when Carroll scores!"

quality

[Bradywasking]

WITHOUT DOUBT

Citeh home, when tevez was warming up

the whole of the grove singing

"he plays when he wants, he plays when he wants, carlos tevez he plays when he wants

To the same tune during the 5-2
"pays tax when he wants, he pays tax when he wants, Harry Redknapp, he pays tax when he wants."..

Non Arsenal ; Sunderland fans to King Kenny.."always a victim, never your fault"

[Simon]

I don't think you'll be able to use these, but:

At Craven Cottage:
"Your statue is s***.
Your statue is s**
It should have been Jedward
Your statue is s**"

Half time at WHL to Tottenham-supporting actor Roger Lloyd-Pack when he came on to the pitch:
"Trigger you're a ****
Trigger Trigger you're a ****"

At home to Chelsea:
"You know what you are
John Terry you know what you are"

A fitting riposte to the disgraceful Chelsea fans and Terry's alleged comments to Ferdinand:
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/chelsea/ ... hants.html

Off topic, but my favourite chant ever was an incident at Brighton & Hove Albion. The stewards ejected a man with a prosthetic limb which came off during the mêlée. Cue chants of "One leg and you chucked him out!"
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthrea ... hing.-Ever.

[goonersid]

Has to be "you don't know what you're doing" directed at Wenger, just a pity it wasn't season long.

[Nick Bendtners Ego]

er thanks...

somehow, i can't see world soccer running that one...

anything witty and slightly less er... graphic?

My apologies Ed, I didn't follow the old adage ' Look before you leap' as just seen topic and didn't bother to research World Soccer Preview and what might be considered suitable or otherwise as the fair Maiden was calling 'Grub up' .

Sorry for dragging this honorable thread into the mire , off to wash my keyboard with soapy water

Simon's Prosthetic limb recount surely should make it, seriously funny

[Ben Diesel]

Heard around the time of 'Arry's trial:

His dog is rich, his dog is rich
'Arry Redknapp, his dog is rich
How it got rich we don't know
How it got rich we don't care
All we know is 'Arry's dog is rich

[Jeorge]

'he would have saved it, if it was a pie' directed at paddy kenny at qpr.