Could you make this trade?

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

Can be personified in Emannual Frimpong who has gone on record saying if he had to leave he would get on his knees and "beg" to stay........but can we wait for him to grow into his potential?

[brazilianGOONER]

what would you prefer, a bacon hamburger or three hours of wild sex with scarlett johanssen?

i can tell you that i'd stick with the burger, as i know there is no chance in the world for the other one to happen.

How do you know she doesn't have a secret taste for trans-gender dwarfs? Don't write yourself off so easily!

Huh! I bet you're only saying that in the hope you stand a chance!