Injury News anyone ?

[Herd]

Has anyone noticed that it's gone awfully quiet on the injury News to our players ,some of whom may have a very big impact on how the season will go .

Jack Wilshere
Has recently had yet another op ,this time on his knee, I hate to say it but he may never ever play the same standard of football again as his ankle is far from fixed either.

Mikel Arteta
Amazing but we seem to have no knews whatsoever on him since he go injured in April.........I fear the worst

Per Metsacker
Similarly there isn't a lot of real news here either, strange since he got injured in February

Abou Diaby
Has successfully taken root on the Arsenal treatment table and we expect new branches to grow soon !

All of the above ,yes even Diaby could have contributions to make this year yet we hear nothing ,At Arsenal no news is normally bad news !

[donaldo]

Update

Wilshire: will annouce his retirement after his 6th comeback fails

Arteta: The medical team are working hard on him so March 2014 doesnt seem too early a date to get him back

Mertesacker:Was fit for Euro's not good enough to start.Working on his pace

Diaby:We have sold his body to medical science

[goonersid]

Update

Wilshire: will annouce his retirement after his 6th comeback fails

Arteta: The medical team are working hard on him so March 2014 doesnt seem too early a date to get him back

Mertesacker:Was fit for Euro's not good enough to start.Working on his pace

Diaby:We have sold his body to medical science

Willshire will never play for any length of time again at the top level, if at all.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Update

Wilshire: will annouce his retirement after his 6th comeback fails

Arteta: The medical team are working hard on him so March 2014 doesnt seem too early a date to get him back

Mertesacker:Was fit for Euro's not good enough to start.Working on his pace

Diaby:We have sold his body to medical science

But they only wanted a loan deal and we are still paying his wages in full.

[Herd]

So basically we still dont know ,Wilshere if he comes back this season will only be ready by X-mas !

[DB10GOONER]

I have an image of Arsenal players getting a knock in training, Arsene summoning the medical staff on the pitch and the players crying out "Fuck NO! Not THEM!! Leave me here! Please, for the love of God and baby Jesus just leave me here!!"

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I have an image of Arsenal players getting a knock in training, Arsene summoning the medical staff on the pitch and the players crying out "Fuck NO! Not THEM!! Leave me here! Please, for the love of God and baby Jesus just leave me here!!"

Equally if they see the fat russian or fat arse song laying prostate on the grass they will be crying "please not that fat feker, my backs not recovered form his last knock!!", this conjures up pictures of the medical team treating the medical team, basically their all fekin doomed in a never ending story scenario

[swimmer1]

Tomas Rosicky, Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker and new signing Lukas Podolski all going to Nigeria so they are out for for at least another 3 months

[franksav63]

Diaby.

[Dan_85]

Jack is not even training yet, no sign of him in the latest pictures. Will be very surprised if we see him before Christmas.

[Red Member]

Jack is not even training yet, no sign of him in the latest pictures. Will be very surprised if we see him before Christmas.

I imagine he will get fit in time for his transfer to Manchester City next summer

[storrmin571]

Diaby out for the season.

Just wishful thinking.

[DB10GOONER]

Tomas Rosicky, Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker and new signing Lukas Podolski all going to Nigeria so they are out for for at least another 3 months

Only 3 months?

Rosetinter!

[OneBardGooner]

I have an image of Arsenal players getting a knock in training, Arsene summoning the medical staff on the pitch and the players crying out "Fuck NO! Not THEM!! Leave me here! Please, for the love of God and baby Jesus just leave me here!!"

I heard that when arshavin goes down in training the med team run on with a Pillow, a Quilt and a Hot Water Bottle.

[officepest]

I have an image of Arsenal players getting a knock in training, Arsene summoning the medical staff on the pitch and the players crying out "Fuck NO! Not THEM!! Leave me here! Please, for the love of God and baby Jesus just leave me here!!"

Imagine the carnage if our 'medical' team were combat medics instead. 100% casualties, no survivors.