Van Persie saga, officially not extending contract.

[DB10GOONER]

Can all the midgets get a room for themselves so us tall people dont have to read their shit

The invite is on the way, Paddy O'Dwarfy!

[OneBardGooner]

He's right for once, unless he's gonna leave for City (who will over take United and dominate for the next few years) then what is the point of leaving us for United (who have their own 'ambition' worries re they can't compete for the big players anymore) unless it is for money.

United are going to have a period like they did a few years back when Chelsea stood on their toes, it will be a sideways move and they are not that much different to us now, their period of dominance is over and last year they won the same as us and were more embaressing than we were in the CL.

United is no longer a big jump.

Even if they get this expected financial windfall from the stock floatation ? My understanding is that it was gonna bring in a fortune so that allied with the worldwide rep that c**tbag club has and the status of old whiskey nose would mean that they will be a major force still in the coming years

Agreed. Write them off at your peril. If I had an extra toe for every time their "Era of Dominance" had supposedly come to an end over the last 10 years... well, I'd have six toes on each hand, no penis, false tits, and you'd all be calling me brazilianGOONER.

Sad but True AND Funny As Fuck!

[OneBardGooner]

Can all the midgets get a room for themselves so us tall people dont have to read their shit

The invite is on the way, Paddy O'Dwarfy!

Are you feeling Okay DB mate...I mean you're normally sharpish on the uptake...But to now having delivered that little gem - and NOT change the transfer thread title to something along the lines of ...

"Paddy O'Dwarfy's Vanity Transfer Thread"...seems like an opportuntiy missed somehow!

And let's be honest it Does Have a Certain Ring to it!!

[mcdowell42]

We have had no offers Van Persie is close to fitness, of course but we have not had any contact (from City or United) about him at all" AW

Via twitter

[Chippy]

A mate of mine who knows someone who knows RVP's milkman and dog walker, and AW's Waitrose delivery man, says the deal is done with Manure for £19m and will be announced during the opening ceremony so it gets lost in all the Olympics hype. "A good day to bury bad news."

You heard it here first but it is as likely to happen as anything else on this thread and the god awful rumours thread.

[Gunnersaurus]

Mail report Juventus have pulled out.

We could be in a position where he stays as one wants to.pay for him.

[augie]

Mail report Juventus have pulled out.

We could be in a position where he stays as one wants to.pay for him.

Juve are boxing clever.......they know that we would prefer to sell him abroad, they probably know that he would rather join them so their position is that they will not meet the demands of Arsenal or match the offers of the manc clubs so then we have to decide whether to sell him for less just to avoid facing him domestically. Very shrewd move on their behalf imo but it may backfire on them if their offer really takes the piss so maybe 15m might be their limit - anything less we should not accept or else we will really be bending over for them

[mcdowell42]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... um=twitter

[franksav63]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... um=twitter

I hate Wenger.

[highburyJD]

you've made that clear several times
can't see what it's got to do with the Mirrors non-story though...

[Rohan]

Can some one please show the door to this twat. Once we get Crazola and Sahin, I do not want to see him anymore.

[brazilianGOONER]

i don't give a fuck about RvP, we're signing sjneider!

[highburyJD]

i don't give a fuck about RvP, we're signing sjneider!

seems unlikely...
but we could win the league if we did

[flash gunner]

Has he gone yet or are we still piss-balling about?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Has he gone yet or are we still piss-balling about?

Nobody is willing to give a near 29 year old "ex" crock a 4 year contract at 10 million a year, so we will be left with him for his last year where he will mope about giving fuck all effort (spending his usual half season on the treatment table with "niggles") and then leave on a free.

Or..........shitty buy him just so utd can't.

Or utd buy him.

Or juve buy him.

Or szechuan Utd buy him (after all dogsbra went there and it wasn't about the money )

Or.........ah fuck it, can't be arsed......is he gone yet