McDowell its over dude...no more - Hallelujah

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Re: McDowell's mainly made up Transfer Rumours Thread

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Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?

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MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too

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flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
Rondon signed in a matter of 48 hours

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flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
:lol: that time of the month Flash?

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mikeyb772001 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
Rondon signed in a matter of 48 hours
Let me guess, Twitter? :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
Anyway! You're one to talk! You promised us Snjeider 5 weeks ago :evil: :twisted:

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flash gunner wrote:
1989 wrote:Having a bad Monday afternoon Flash? ;)
No mate just don't get excited by phantom transfers..

Lets face it there has been talk of this for 3-4 weeks now including twitter exclusives :roll: that he had signed last week, yet still we wait :anyminute:
These things take time though especially with Arsenal who do everything at a snail's pace. Don't think it will be long till it's announced just a bit more patience (and less cynicism) please. ;) :lol: ;)

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1989 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
1989 wrote:Having a bad Monday afternoon Flash? ;)
No mate just don't get excited by phantom transfers..

Lets face it there has been talk of this for 3-4 weeks now including twitter exclusives :roll: that he had signed last week, yet still we wait :anyminute:
This things take time especially with Arsenal who do everything at a snail's pace. Don't think it will be long till it's announced just a bit more patience (and less cynicism) please. ;) :lol: ;)
We're probably quibbling over agent fee and trying to renegotiate the agreed price. I've read so much shit about Cazorla's fee which is (according to three bollocks papers) £20m, £12.75m or £9m that I'm ignoring this 'un until the Politburo announce it.

Blimey, I'm sure I just saw Wesley Sneijder & Mario Goetze just walk past.... :shock: :wink:

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LeGinge (Northern Branch) wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
Anyway! You're one to talk! You promised us Snjeider 5 weeks ago :evil: :twisted:
It will happen, impatient wanker :roll: :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
LeGinge (Northern Branch) wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too

Anyway! You're one to talk! You promised us Snjeider 5 weeks ago
:evil: :twisted:
It will happen, impatient wanker :roll: :wink:
More like a year ago!

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Nuri Sahin wants a move to Arsenal,but the 2 clubs are haggling over the percentage shared in paying Sahin's wages via El Mundo Deportivo

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mcdowell42 wrote:Nuri Sahin wants a move to Arsenal,but the 2 clubs are haggling over the percentage shared in paying Sahin's wages via El Mundo Deportivo

Makes perfect sense...and then he signs for Man Utd

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"I'd like to send a greeting to my two companions who were, Santi Cazorla and a big hug Salomon Rondon will miss you."

From Baptista's twitter.

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Who has Rondon signed for?

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flash gunner wrote:
LeGinge (Northern Branch) wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
MM99 wrote:Let me get this straight. So Arsenal create several hundred twitter accounts rumouring that Cazorla has been signed, they impersonate Cazorla's team mates saying he's been sold, upload a picture of him in the airport, all to trick us into keeping quiet? Do you also believe the Royal family to be a Reptilian master race that are intent on taking over the wolrd too?
Arsenal reveal snippets to selected parts of the press who then report about it. The masses on twitter then wet themselves to be the first to reveal the 'breaking (non) news' to get their followers up probably :roll: .... When were the pictures taken of him at the airport as i saw them last week and he still hasn't signed yet!! Fuck me who's flying that plane? Amelia Earhart? :roll: They have landed a probe on mars quicker than his flight to London...... David Icke is the leader of the resistance too
Anyway! You're one to talk! You promised us Snjeider 5 weeks ago :evil: :twisted:
It will happen, impatient wanker :roll: :wink:
Yeah - don't you know that 'real fans have real patience'!! :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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