We normally do okay(ish) against the Arsenal but you'll destroy us this time. You can't read much into pre season but all the problems we had at the end of last season have continued, we've won one pre season game (in the last minute) and managed defeats against a South Korean side, against Leicester and against Hartlepool. We currently have Ji, Campbell and Wickham as our striking options so we won't score and Sessegnon hasn't played a minute of pre season so won't be fit and will probably be out injured anyway. Typically whilst you lot might be losing Van Persie, he'll no doubt still be able to play on Saturday and typically even though we might be getting Steven Fletcher (who will do a good job for us) and maybe even Defoe (if Spurs get a couple of strikers in), neither will be likely to be in place in time.
So I'll probably go for a 3-0 Arsenal win, your defence is get-at-able (if thats a word) but, well, not with our "strike force" and midfield. Still, Arsenal away is always a cracking day out, I'll be in London from about 8:30 and will then be staying the night so I'm sure I'll have a good laugh and a bit craic on with the gooners as always. You never know, we might pack the defence and sneak a draw (we won't) but I'm not holding out any hope- still, hopefully luck deserts you in droves on Saturday and then comes back after the match to let you have a good season and a long overdue title challenge, best of luck for the season lads.
Oh, and just to fill you with dread, this is our likely lineup
Mignolet
Bardsley Cuellar O'Shea Richardson
Larsson Cattermole Colback McClean
Ji
Wickham
I'll bet you're shaking in your boots
