Arsene & Jenks Photo Caption Competition

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Arsene & Jenks Photo Caption Competition

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Rohan used this piccy in rumours thread - so I've borrowed it . :cheers: Rohan! :barscarf: :wink:

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Arsene is saying:

Now then Glasshopper...this is known as Telepathy, so sit like this in Le Lotus position - Now then concentrate...that's it focus on the ball...use Le Force to move the ball...and soon we will do away with football boots and the need to move...

Jenks: But Boss I tried really hard ..but I've shit my pants!

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Jenkinson: Boss, I just want to say that I don't agree with the direction we are facing.

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OneBardGooner wrote:Rohan used this piccy in rumours thread - so I've borrowed it . :cheers: Rohan! :barscarf: :wink:

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Arsene is saying:

Now then Glasshopper...this is known as Telepathy, so sit like this in Le Lotus position - Now then concentrate...that's it focus on the ball...use Le Force to move the ball...and soon we will do away with football boots and the need to move...

Jenks: But Boss I tried really hard ..but I've shit my pants!
Jenkinson: You want me to score HOW many goals this season?

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AW: Oh Squillaci looks in fine form

Jenko: Boss, are you sure that header wasn't in his own net? :rubchin:

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OneBardGooner wrote: Arsene is saying:

Now then Glasshopper...this is known as Telepathy, so sit like this in Le Lotus position - Now then concentrate...that's it focus on the ball...use Le Force to move the ball...and soon we will do away with football boots and the need to move...

Jenks: But Boss I tried really hard ..but I've shit my pants!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jenks - boss tbh I'm like a fish out of water

La boss - jenks why son you played 3 game In the conference league and played for charlton reserves it's not that bigger step up to the premier league .

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JenkInson 'Mr Wenger, I'm a proper Gooner as I support the club, therefore I must play in every game!'

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Wenger: I can see a stitch loose on that ball, it looks half finished.

Jenkinson: I know how that feels.

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Wenger......"I went to see see film 'Ill Manors' last night, followed by the remake of 'The Sweeney'........and yet some people think I don't like Plan B"........

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Jenks says:

Boss. Do you think that this sit in protest will really get the Online Gooner mob to love you again?

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Arsenal team photo after another 'successful' transfer window

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Jenks - Boss shouldn't we train?

Wenger - We are meditating. This is training our mental strength

Jenks - That'll come in handy when RvP nets a hatrick in another 8-2 drumming

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Jenks - Last time I'm going out with Merse. I can see Arsenal.com floating in front of me!!

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LeGinge (Northern Branch) wrote:Arsenal team photo after another 'successful' transfer window
:lol:

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Jenko = That looked like a foul from Djourou

AW= I did not see it. By the way I will not sell Van Persie to anyone

Jenko = He is at United !

AW = We dont need him

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