Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Simon
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Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
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Re: Depressed

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cec Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
At least you're not married to BSM "Big Dave" Jones. :wink:

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cec Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
What time is visiting at the hospital today? :wink:

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Sarky mare - I would get rid of her for that if i was you mate :wink: :lol:

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I've said it before mate.

Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them.

Btw. Fabregas has been to the dog salon for his hair and looked bloody prissy.

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I'm sure DB10's got something to say about your mrs...

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Only one thing to do mate

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
:coffeespit:

Brilliant! My other half is the same. There's an almost naive honesty about the comments that prevent me from getting angry about it.

I'm sure she is secretly trying to wind me up :evil:

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Re: Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
:coffeespit:

Are you married to Babatunde?!

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MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



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Typical XXXXXX scum :x

Editted by mod. No racist comments please.

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ha ha brilliant. I was watching a game with the missus last year and our greasy haired wonder Chamakh came on as a sub. Straight away she said "What is THAT?? Is Arsene Wenger taking the piss, shouldnt he be riding camels or something instead of playing football"? :lol:

Women’s intuition eh.

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chyren1 wrote:
MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



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Typical XXXXXX scum :x

Editted by mod. No racist comments please.

Would liked to have seen the following five minutes of this. All those fellas sitting on their butts.....chucking a drink is one thing but that twat needs his face caved in for what he did that lass

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T.S wrote:
Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
:coffeespit:

Are you married to Babatunde?!
:suicide:

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
chyren1 wrote:
MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



Image
Typical XXXXXX scum :x

Editted by mod. No racist comments please.

Would liked to have seen the following five minutes of this. All those fellas sitting on their butts.....chucking a drink is one thing but that twat needs his face caved in for what he did that lass
Agreed......What an absolute prick. :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: Depressed

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1989 wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
chyren1 wrote:
MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



Image
Typical XXXXXX scum :x

Editted by mod. No racist comments please.

Would liked to have seen the following five minutes of this. All those fellas sitting on their butts.....chucking a drink is one thing but that twat needs his face caved in for what he did that lass
Agreed......What an absolute prick. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Apparently she was racist towards him as he wasn't American.


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