Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

HE'S BLOND, HE'S QUICK
HE LIKES TO TAKE THE MICK
ALEX HLEB, ALEX HLEB.
8) :lol: :wink:

I STILL PREFER THE HLEB CHANT SOMEONE SENT IN TO THE MELODY OF ADAMS FAMILY:

HE'S CLEVER AND HE'S TRICKY
HE LIKES TO TAKE THE MICKEY
HIS MOTHER IS A BRICKIE
IT'S ALEXANDER HLEB

DA, DA, DA, DA - HLEB, HLEB,
DA, DA, DA, DA - HLEB, HLEB,
DA, DA, DA, DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA,
DA, DA, DA, DA - HLEB, HLEB!

8) :lol: :wink:
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Post by worthing gooner »

sung to the tune of the new Ade song. (or the scousers 5 times song)
This is for the spuds.............

They're shit from 12 yards,
They're shit from 12 yards,
Spuds out of Europe,
Coz they're shit from 12 Yards!!!!!!!

AFC
C'mon
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Sutch
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Post by Sutch »

Oooooooooooh there was a team called t*ttenham
they couldn't kick a ball
and every time they tried to
they seemed to win fuck all
And then they came to Arsenal
and that was rather daft
'cos all the arsenal fans could do was laugh and laugh and laugh!
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Post by flo2bagooner »

cheal$e who ever u may b
u aint got no history
lampards fat
joe coles queer
ur gonna win fuck all this year
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Post by stearmaster »

Ben-gooner14 wrote:Haha no never you mind, :lol:. Nah been a busy chap as now in year 10 obviously course work kicks in, and sometimes when you log on and there's pointless threads which no relevance and pointless polls (not mentioning any names :wink: ) I can't be arsed to scroll through it all to find the interesting things i want to reply to.

Is that fair enough :wink:
OI get on with your course work you!!!! lol :lol:

anyway hlebby song


he's quick, his class
he'll leave you on your arse
alex hleb, alex hleb
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Sutch
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To the tune of Bread Of Heaven/You're Not Singing Anymore

We can hardly hear you cheer!
We can hardly!
We can hardly!
We can hardly hear you cheer!

They're pricks they're dicks they fuckin got the shits!
It's t*ttenham! it's t*ttenham!
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Post by Cesc is God »

Good but it will never beat 'You're not singing anymore' or 'You're support is fcukin shit!'
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Post by This Is The Daybreak »

A few for the bridge on sunday

To the tune of 10 green bottles

40,000 muppets going to Stamford bridge
40,000 muppets going to Stamford bridge
& if one cechen rebel should shoot Abramovic
There'll be no Chelsea muppets going to Stamford Bridge

And an update of the chant from a few years ago before Chelsea won the league

Carefree wherever you may be
Chelsea haven't got no history
Lampards fat and Ashley Cole is queer
and they've only been fans since 2003
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

NOT A BAD EFFORT. HOWEVER, YOU SHOULD REALLY BE RHYMING THE LAST WORD OF THE SONG WITH THE WORD QUEER. FOR EXAMPLE:

Care-free, wherever you may be
Chelsea's got no history
Lampards fat and Ashley's queer
and he likes a phone in-side his rear

OR

Care-free, wherever you may be
Chelsea's got no history
Lampards fat and Ashley's queer
When Roman goes you'll be no-where near

OR

Care-free, wherever you may be
Chelsea's got no history
Lampards fat and Ashley's queer
And your fans just turn up once a year!! (they're tourist, geddit?)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by T.S »

Got to be the second one, for me.
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Post by Sutch »

Hark Now Hear The Arsenal Win
The Corporates Ran Away
And We Will Stay Forever More
Because We Scored So Late!

Brung That One Up In Another Thread.
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Post by samstrange »

What does everone think about the

de de dede de dede flaminiii, flaminiiii

Didnt really know how to put it haha, i hope youll know what song im on about though, i think its really poor tbh, thoughts?
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Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cherooo, who needs Sol Campbell, when weve got Djourou!

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Post by Red Gunner »

samstrange wrote:Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cherooo, who needs Sol Campbell, when weve got Djourou!

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Good rhyming but the timing :? :lol: Djorou isn't even a regular on our bench yet so what is the point singing about him when he probably won't hear it :lol: :wink:
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Post by samstrange »

He's got a new TV though, and the sound quality is to perfection :wink:
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