Chop off the head and the ITKs will follow

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Chop off the head and the ITKs will follow

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Sort of AFC related, but McDowell's hero on twitter @FootballAgent49, who has 43,000 followers, just posted this:
Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone
Come on now McDowell, how many times did you post his ITK stuff in your thread?? :D

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:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Ban McDowell

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One by one all the ITKs will disappear and McDowell will have to resort to Championship Manager for transfers

Arsenal table £14m bid for Ibrahima Bakayoko YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST #ITK :barscarf:

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People who use twitter as a source are surely the same people who give out their credit card numbers when they get an email saying they've won the Nigerian lottery, i.e window lickers :lol:

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rodders999 wrote:People who use twitter as a source are surely the same people who give out their credit card numbers when they get an email saying they've won the Nigerian lottery, i.e window lickers :lol:
You mean the sort who believe Wenger. :roll:

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I'm expecting a similar tweet from Denilson apologising for fooling us all (and Wenger in particular) into believing he is a footballer

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rodders999 wrote:People who use twitter as a source are surely the same people who give out their credit card numbers when they get an email saying they've won the Nigerian lottery, i.e window lickers :lol:

WHAT!!!!!!!! :shock: .......................Has anyone got the emergency telephone number for barclaycard :? :lol:

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FLASHBACK - MAY 2012

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Yes sah, Arsenal will shortly be signing Yann M'Vila for lots of monies sah! 100% DONE DEAL SAH!

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goonersid wrote:
rodders999 wrote:People who use twitter as a source are surely the same people who give out their credit card numbers when they get an email saying they've won the Nigerian lottery, i.e window lickers :lol:
You mean the sort who believe Wenger. :roll:
Window lickers, AKB's, they're all the same in my eyes :lol:

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rodders999 wrote:People who use twitter as a source are surely the same people who give out their credit card numbers when they get an email saying they've won the Nigerian lottery, i.e window lickers :lol:


You wont be laughing when i get my money :lol:

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LeGinge (Northern Branch) wrote:I'm expecting a similar tweet from Denilson apologising for fooling us all (and Wenger in particular) into believing he is a footballer
:lol: :lol: Nah, the lego-head ladyboy will never come clean

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I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
Did anyone else laugh when they read that? lol @ Sp*rs.

Anyway I hope this causes a few journalists to lose their jobs, if not some significant credibility. Sick of seeing articles posted on "reputable" sites (I used the term loosely) when their only "source" is the Twitter of some unproven, unknown quantity. I expect a little higher journalistic integrity than that.

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Barriecuda wrote:
I expect a little higher journalistic integrity than that.
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