As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
MutleyGooner wrote:
Sorry but I was thinking the same about you
Haha that's a fair point! Believe it or not that was the edited version!
A belated welcome to the forum mate
What ever happened to the presents you used to give to new members of the forum?
Thats a good question Flash and seeing as I know that many used to appreciate my little welcome gifts, I have chosen something appropriate for new member 'Clash'. Seeing as his name is the same as the early punk band formed in 1976, a year very much remembered for the particularly long hot summer which we experienced here in UK, I feel that a bag of gravel, similar to those that we placed in our toilet cisterns to reduce water usage when flushing would be appropriate....................Enjoy
Perryashburtongroves wrote:All those ones that come and sit next to you and want to be your best mate, asking questions and telling you stories about their Friday night or Saturday night.
I got to a lot of games on my own (billy no mates) but I always sit next to people like this, I'm like a magnet to these types.
flash gunner wrote:
What ever happened to the presents you used to give to new members of the forum?
Thats a good question Flash and seeing as I know that many used to appreciate my little welcome gifts, I have chosen something appropriate for new member 'Clash'. Seeing as his name is the same as the early punk band formed in 1976, a year very much remembered for the particularly long hot summer which we experienced here in UK, I feel that a bag of gravel, similar to those that we placed in our toilet cisterns to reduce water usage when flushing would be appropriate....................Enjoy
flash gunner wrote:
What ever happened to the presents you used to give to new members of the forum?
Thats a good question Flash and seeing as I know that many used to appreciate my little welcome gifts, I have chosen something appropriate for new member 'Clash'. Seeing as his name is the same as the early punk band formed in 1976, a year very much remembered for the particularly long hot summer which we experienced here in UK, I feel that a bag of gravel, similar to those that we placed in our toilet cisterns to reduce water usage when flushing would be appropriate....................Enjoy
flash gunner wrote:
What ever happened to the presents you used to give to new members of the forum?
Thats a good question Flash and seeing as I know that many used to appreciate my little welcome gifts, I have chosen something appropriate for new member 'Clash'. Seeing as his name is the same as the early punk band formed in 1976, a year very much remembered for the particularly long hot summer which we experienced here in UK, I feel that a bag of gravel, similar to those that we placed in our toilet cisterns to reduce water usage when flushing would be appropriate....................Enjoy
I was stood like a statue in the middle of the stretford end when we lost 1-0 in carling cup few years back.the sheer bile directed towards wenger was phukin annoyin, not one of em had a manc accent either.Total spangles the lot of em
gunner_ace wrote:I remember this one guy who really got on me tits a few seasons ago at Sunderland away. It was one of those freezing November northern games that Arsenal love oh so much. I think it was 1-0 them with Bent scoring, and all in all a general piss poor performance by the team.
But their was this one guy next to me who spent The entire game giving it “your facking shit song, what the fack are ya doing playing football”, Eduardo you Muppet, you’re a facking discrase”, “Fabregas you *word censored*, why don’t you fack off back to spain” etc.
Im not exaggerating, everytime an arsenal player touched the ball the sentence that followed involved the words *word censored*, muppet or shit.
After about 70 mins I eventually lost my rag with this chump and told him their was plenty of space available in the home end if he wanted to experience a different perspective on his clear hatred of Arsenal. He went “facking” mental at me saying I was a plastic fan and I should shut my mouth as I didn’t know what I was talking about, and fack off you *word censored*, Ive paid good money for this and can say what I like.
I know were all entitled to the odd groan and moan at a game, especially when the Chamster or Eboue are/were playing, but I have no time for people who spend all of their energies and time vocally digging out the team as a whole. Why not just sit at home and shout at your telly, and not spend good money like the gentleman told me?
Mikey's a nice bloke really, you've just got to ask him about his dogs and it's all sweetness and light
Never give a Brummy an even break ! Brummies will drive u bonkers with tales of short cuts round the Digbeth one way system,about their cousin from Sutton Coldfield who has a time share in Torremolinos ,or their mum from Dudley whose a martyr to her varicose veins.
People from Birmingham were put on this earth as a natural antidote to the Samaritans cos these cun tz will make you want to slit your wrists and they wont even know it as they drone on and on about Ansells mild and how they all used to go down rum runners and see Duran Duran before they were famous !
The Only way to deal with Brummies is to completely ignore their presence no matter how insistent they are at worming they way into a conversation with u ,cos if they do it will then turn into a soulless monologue that will suck the very marrow out of your bones in seconds.
It's a bit like the Weedgies with the Sparryheids in that Irving Welsh story in Acid House !
Herd wrote:Never give a Brummy an even break ! Brummies will drive u bonkers with tales of short cuts round the Digbeth one way system,about their cousin from Sutton Coldfield who has a time share in Torremolinos ,or their mum from Dudley whose a martyr to her varicose veins.
People from Birmingham were put on this earth as a natural antidote to the Samaritans cos these cun tz will make you want to slit your wrists and they wont even know it as they drone on and on about Ansells mild and how they all used to go down rum runners and see Duran Duran before they were famous ! The Only way to deal with Brummies is to completely ignore their presence no matter how insistent they are at worming they way into a conversation with u ,cos if they do it will then turn into a soulless monologue that will suck the very marrow out of your bones in seconds.
It's a bit like the Weedgies with the Sparryheids in that Irving Welsh story in Acid House !
Alter Ego Alert!!! 
