IF I KNEW THEN, WHAT I KNOW NOW................

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...............FOOTBALL RELATED PLEASE...............




Okay. This thread is not for anyone under 25 y/o because, well let's face it, at your age you know everything. 8)

My love for everything Arsenal has come at a cost, but in the long run they were not major losses. :oops:

The ultimatum was, 'it's Arsenal or me'! I should have a 25 y/o child by now, but Arsenal won.

'If you go out tonight with your footy mates, then it's off'. Got home in the early hours in just my y-fronts. :wink:

'Is that football team more important than me'? No contest.

A quarter of a century later, I am delighted to have made the right choices.
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Mate, have you ever considered that Arsenal (although we are all obsessed) is not THE most important thing in the world?

Having said that......if your girlfriend/wife/whatever doesn't understand and accept your obsession.... she doesn't deserve you. :wink:
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olgitgooner wrote:Mate, have you ever considered that Arsenal (although we are all obsessed) is not THE most important thing in the world?

Having said that......if your girlfriend/wife/whatever doesn't understand and accept your obsession.... she doesn't deserve you. :wink:


So unworthy mate, unworthy :barscarf:
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Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.
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QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.
I can't call your nuts, I don't have their number.
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QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.
"Hello Nuts" :D :wink:

But seriously mate you should shagged em then dropped them. :D 8) :mrgreen:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.
"Hello Nuts" :D :wink:

But seriously mate you should shagged em then dropped them. :D 8) :mrgreen:
this :barscarf:
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Never!
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QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.
I went out with a girl for about 6 months when I was 19 and then found out her dad was a Spurs fan. binned.
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wouldn't of got married
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:bowing21:
Rosie_titters wrote:wouldn't of got married
Winner :barscarf:
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WOOF WOOF does not always mean "Yes I want you to fuck me right here in the park" :oops:
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storrmin571 wrote::bowing21:
Rosie_titters wrote:wouldn't of got married
Winner :barscarf:

Too obvious :lol:
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after being a junior gunner at highbury for years i wish i wouldve joined the cannon club and then recieved full silver membership after :banghead:

Instead all i wanted to do is sit my my old man in the clock end so i didn't bother, cue struggling to get tickets for some of the greatest football ever seen to man over the next few years :cry:
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mcdowell42 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote::bowing21:
Rosie_titters wrote:wouldn't of got married
Winner :barscarf:

Too obvious :lol:

you wouldn't say that if you met the bloody ex. you know the saying about ugly ducklings turning in to beautiful swans.
well it was the fucking opposite with her, towards the end she was a fucking evil old bustard with blood stained claw, vulture :banghead:
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