It's 'Give Us a Chant' Time Again

[arseofacrow]

To the tune of we love you Freddie

He wears a Sperz shirt
With Kaboul's name
He wears a Sperz shirt
Because he's got no brain
He wears a Sperz shirt
cause he wants to play at the Lane

I'd sing that!

[kiwomyaswetdream]

Sung to Bergkamp wonderland.


We dont have,
A Dennis Bergkamp,
Dont have,
A Dennis Bergkamp,

Van Persie is gone,
Chamakh is all wrong,

and Grandad Song was a wanker in disguise...

[RNTGOONER]

He's better than bale, he better than bale.
Santi carzorla he's better than bale
He's got normal ears, hes got normal ears
Santi cazorla he's got normal ears

[1989]

There's only one Cazorla
Only one Cazorla
A genius from Spain
He runs every game
Walking in a Santi wonderland

[RNTGOONER]

There's only one Cazorla
Only one Cazorla
A genius from Spain
He runs every game
Walking in a Santi wonderland

I like it

[I Hate Hleb]

With a tip of the hat to HighburyJD...

If Alex Song can play for Barca so can I
Said if Song can play for Barca so can I
If Alex Song can play for Barca
Please suppress your laughter
But if Song can play for Barca so can I!!

[flash gunner]

Suppress in a football song

[DB10GOONER]

Suppress in a football song

Still it is the best song on 11 pages of utter utter shite. And that you cannot suppress!

[hugh jardon]

To the tune of "That's Amore"...

When the ball hits our net
Who's our goalie?
I bet it's Mannone...

[armchair]

To the tune of "That's Amore"...

When the ball hits our net
Who's our goalie?
I bet it's Mannone...

When the balls in the air
if its not Kos or Per
Its Mannone

[SteveO 35]

I've been inspired to write the new 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home' song for our latest chump after tonight's debacle

We signed him from the South of France
Giroud Giroud
In twenty games he’ll have scored two
Giroud Giroud

At home when we play Coventry
He still can’t score a penalty
Its Oliv-ier Gir-oud
Arsenal’s waste of space

[1989]

He's thin, he's black
He's utter fucking w@nk
Gervinho
Gervinho



Simple and to the point.

[SteveO 35]

I'm still pissed off and its a little bit earlier than normal, but in an attempt to raise some pre-festive cheer

Alarm bells ring, are you listening
At Norwich, we’re conceding
A worrying sight
The ball’s moved in flight
Walking in a Vito Wonderland

Gone away is Van Judas
Here to stay, Andre Santos
Missed tackles, we moan
We watch his waist grow
Walking in a Santos Wonderland

In our wild dreams we can build a new team
And pretend that Giroud’s not a clown
He’ll say: “Can I score here?”
We’ll say: “No man”
Now we’ve sold RvP,
We’ll go down

Later on, Aaron tires
We just think, that he’s dire
And I’m now afraid
Fifty games he's played
Walking in a Ramsey Wonderland

Ivan’s pleased that we can fill our new ground
Olympiakos come and we've sold out
We’ll have lots of fun within our new ground
Its only really half full, we point out

Late In March, ain’t it thrilling,
When the Champs League gets swinging,
We’ll choke at that stage, the old Arsene way
Walking in a Wenger Wonderland

[StuartL]

To the tune of "That's Amore"...

When the ball hits our net
Who's our goalie?
I bet it's Mannone...

That's well worth a

[I Hate Hleb]

Just what makes that stubborn Frenchman
Believe he’ll win with a ‘no-spending’ plan?
Hill Wood, Stan and I-van
Also think he can

Coz they’ve got high hopes
They’ve got high hopes
They’ve got, high apple pie in the sky hopes

And though we’re now an also-ran
A ‘real’ Arsenal fan
Would have nothing to fear,
Oops there goes another trophy-less
Oops there goes another trophy-less
Oops there goes another trophy-less year!!



(By our very nature us puff heads should have nothing but 'high hopes' so I do realise the irony in the chosen song title!!)