Help me name my Arsenal Pub

[nexum5me]

the Four Raised Arms


(and if there's anyone who doesn't get it, the coats of arms on the sign would be quartered, with one of bould, adams, dixon and winterburn in each segment, arms raised appealing for offside)

[SteveO 35]

The Self Harmer

The Sleeping Fullback

Fat Santos's Bar & Grill

[Clash]

wANCHOR INN charge

[Tomáš]

1.Quality Roadhouse
2. Super Quality Saloon
3. Red Arsene Head
4. Prince Wenger
5. Dirty Talk Tavern
6. Financial Fair Play Bar
7. Pods Boozer
8. Brothers of bollocks



Cheers,
Thomas

P.S.: When will it open and where? First round on?

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

the Four Raised Arms

Quality!

[OneBardGooner]

The Wenger Out And Don't Come Back

The Failed Youth Project

The Legend

Bargkamp's

Pub Pires

[Cockerill's chin]

The Self-Sustainable Inn

Must have no atmosphere and be much more expensive than other pubs. Have an old fart working behind the bar that spits at customers as they hand over money. Don't buy in beer from breweries, make your own shit or buy cheap crap from the continent that you can sell as super quality.

[jesper arnsbjerg]

the Four Raised Arms


(and if there's anyone who doesn't get it, the coats of arms on the sign would be quartered, with one of bould, adams, dixon and winterburn in each segment, arms raised appealing for offside)

AND THE WINNER IS...........THE FOUR RAISED ARMS

[Bradywasking]

The Self-Sustainable Inn

Must have no atmosphere and be much more expensive than other pubs. Have an old fart working behind the bar that spits at customers as they hand over money. Don't buy in beer from breweries, make your own shit or buy cheap crap from the continent that you can sell as super quality.

And even when the pub is obviously half empty you can say it is full to capacity.

[SteveO 35]

The Self-Sustainable Inn

Must have no atmosphere and be much more expensive than other pubs. Have an old fart working behind the bar that spits at customers as they hand over money. Don't buy in beer from breweries, make your own shit or buy cheap crap from the continent that you can sell as super quality.

PMSL - nearly spat my beer out laughing at that. No doubt it would also be a good place to unwind when you're feeling 'a little bit jaded' and has shitey pop music playing so loud when you walk in that you can barely hear the person next to you. No standing at the bar, just seating only and you must spend the entire hour and a half that you're there talking about work or how well Joshua is doing at school. No need to worry about ringing the bell for last orders - everybody's already fucked off 10 minutes before closing time

[jesper arnsbjerg]

the Four Raised Arms


(and if there's anyone who doesn't get it, the coats of arms on the sign would be quartered, with one of bould, adams, dixon and winterburn in each segment, arms raised appealing for offside)

anyone got the skills to make such a sign

[QuartzGooner]

the Four Raised Arms


(and if there's anyone who doesn't get it, the coats of arms on the sign would be quartered, with one of bould, adams, dixon and winterburn in each segment, arms raised appealing for offside)

anyone got the skills to make such a sign

I reckon that Dixon, Winterburn, Bould and Adams were signed in the days before "Image Rights" were included in the contracts.
You might get away with photos of them which have been changed using Picasa/Photoshop?
Not sure how Adams would react but the others might well be up for it, I would definitely tell them about what you are up to they might send signed memorabilia for the walls etc?

[OneBardGooner]

Aaaaah <sigh> if only they were our back four NOW!

[I Hate Hleb]

The Self-Sustainable Inn

Must have no atmosphere and be much more expensive than other pubs. Have an old fart working behind the bar that spits at customers as they hand over money. Don't buy in beer from breweries, make your own shit or buy cheap crap from the continent that you can sell as super quality.

PMSL - nearly spat my beer out laughing at that. No doubt it would also be a good place to unwind when you're feeling 'a little bit jaded' and has shitey pop music playing so loud when you walk in that you can barely hear the person next to you. No standing at the bar, just seating only and you must spend the entire hour and a half that you're there talking about work or how well Joshua is doing at school. No need to worry about ringing the bell for last orders - everybody's already fucked off 10 minutes before closing time

And the bonus is there'd be no need to worry about getting stopped by the police on the way home from the pub for the offence of speeding, as your motor is guaranteed to have inadvertently had the hand-brake on!!

[Clash]

The Self-Sustainable Inn

Must have no atmosphere and be much more expensive than other pubs. Have an old fart working behind the bar that spits at customers as they hand over money. Don't buy in beer from breweries, make your own shit or buy cheap crap from the continent that you can sell as super quality.

PMSL - nearly spat my beer out laughing at that. No doubt it would also be a good place to unwind when you're feeling 'a little bit jaded' and has shitey pop music playing so loud when you walk in that you can barely hear the person next to you. No standing at the bar, just seating only and you must spend the entire hour and a half that you're there talking about work or how well Joshua is doing at school. No need to worry about ringing the bell for last orders - everybody's already fucked off 10 minutes before closing time

And the bonus is there'd be no need to worry about getting stopped by the police on the way home from the pub for the offence of speeding, as your motor is guaranteed to have inadvertently had the hand-brake on!!

And the additional bonus to that slow journey home is the remarkable achievement in even getting home at all ... as unlike other cars on the road that are run on petrol, this car was running on sweat