The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM

:D

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Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.
FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.
fucking hell top, she is indeed a *word censored*. both of them are. women like that know they can turn around and say a man's hit them because they know the OB will always side with them. i know because it's happened to me before (albeit without the end result of a divorce).

unbelievable mate, chin up son. don't let her fuck up you quitting the fags as well otherwise she's completely ruined your efforts over the past few weeks. fuck her :evil:

this thread was made for people like that! What Utter KUNTS! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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7988. after all the above . . . . . . . Almunia :wink:

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LDB wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:The BAITCH soon to be, EX Mrs TopLondoner who kicked me out of the marital home last night and told OB that I had beat her. Plus her manky *word censored* mate that has lived free of charge at my house for the past eight years, conspiring *word censored*.

FACT. I was always taught never raise a hand to a woman.
FACT. I was always taught never to use foul language in the company of women.

FACT. I passed with flying colours, everytime. Mark my words, it ain't been easy these last few years.

OB even asked her where the bruises were? There ain't any, cos I never raised a hand.
Anyway, I told her she can keep the house and her human toilet g/f.

Life goes on. Am in my flat in Notting Hill. No gas or phone line and can't shower. Evicted tenant fuct that up.
So I might post considerably less for a while, but I'm off to see my bruv in OZ very soon. I shall send pix from there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM

:D

Ha ha. I had the sound off pal. FAIL


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7989. Theresa May.

Abu Qatadar remains in this country. How you earning your money as an MP woman? Face palm

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Top Londoner wrote:7989. Theresa May.

Abu Qatadar remains in this country. How you earning your money as an MP woman? Face palm
Not really her fault that Jordanians like torturing people a bit too obviously. The whole SIAC arrangement is a complete mess and a joke and the ECHR would have vetoed it (again).

Still she is feckin useless.

Why don't we just 'make him disappear' in the middle of the night? Instead of putting him up in a £1m house in Notting Hill, paying more than that in legal fees and still letting him preach his hatred?

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northbank123 wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:7989. Theresa May.

Abu Qatadar remains in this country. How you earning your money as an MP woman? Face palm
Not really her fault that Jordanians like torturing people a bit too obviously. The whole SIAC arrangement is a complete mess and a joke and the ECHR would have vetoed it (again).

Still she is feckin useless.

Why don't we just 'make him disappear' in the middle of the night? Instead of putting him up in a £1m house in Notting Hill, paying more than that in legal fees and still letting him preach his hatred?

Dunno mate. She could have use the reason, he came here on a forged passport for starters.
She could cock a deaf 'un to whatever the Saudi's do to with regard to 'uman rights. She's supposed to be protecting US.
If I was to go and twat him tomorrow, I bet you a pound to a penny I will be swept off my feet before you could say fatwa.

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Top Londoner wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:7989. Theresa May.

Abu Qatadar remains in this country. How you earning your money as an MP woman? Face palm
Not really her fault that Jordanians like torturing people a bit too obviously. The whole SIAC arrangement is a complete mess and a joke and the ECHR would have vetoed it (again).

Still she is feckin useless.

Why don't we just 'make him disappear' in the middle of the night? Instead of putting him up in a £1m house in Notting Hill, paying more than that in legal fees and still letting him preach his hatred?

Dunno mate. She could have use the reason, he came here on a forged passport for starters.
She could cock a deaf 'un to whatever the Saudi's do to with regard to 'uman rights. She's supposed to be protecting US.
If I was to go and twat him tomorrow, I bet you a pound to a penny I will be swept off my feet before you could say fatwa.
Forged passport and national security aren't relevant considerations in eyes of the European Court of Human Rights. I'm not really in the business of defending politicians but they're completely hamstrung by the ridiculous rules at Strasbourg and our judges (in theory) have to apply them at national level.

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Sorry to hear your news TL hope you get it sorted out

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flash gunner wrote:Sorry to hear your news TL hope you get it sorted out

Cheers flash. It's sorted. She gets her way and I have my freedom back. It was a matter of time before it got to this.
Life's too short to mope around.

Look at the plus side.

No more soaps, reality can't sing, dance progs. No more moaning about footy and sport on telly. Get to holiday with mates without texts asking what I'm up to. Maybe afford the season ticket now, after the self harmer leaves.
She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.


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Top Londoner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sorry to hear your news TL hope you get it sorted out

Cheers flash. It's sorted. She gets her way and I have my freedom back. It was a matter of time before it got to this.
Life's too short to mope around.

Look at the plus side.

No more soaps, reality can't sing, dance progs. No more moaning about footy and sport on telly. Get to holiday with mates without texts asking what I'm up to. Maybe afford the season ticket now, after the self harmer leaves.
She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.


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Pleased youre happy about :barscarf:

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Top Londoner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sorry to hear your news TL hope you get it sorted out

Cheers flash. It's sorted. She gets her way and I have my freedom back. It was a matter of time before it got to this.
Life's too short to mope around.

Look at the plus side.

No more soaps, reality can't sing, dance progs. No more moaning about footy and sport on telly. Get to holiday with mates without texts asking what I'm up to. Maybe afford the season ticket now, after the self harmer leaves.
She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.


UTA :barscarf:
:D

Believe me TL there will be quite a few who if they read your post (of freedom) would be very envious, so many people/couples remain in relationships that are dead and irretrievable, but they're so stuck in the rut of it and the pressures of modern life, they simply cannot move or don't have the energy or will power to extract themselves.....There is hurt/heartbreak ...yes. especially when one loses the kids, but eventually time does heal and things find a way of mending them,selves to various degrees.

Ecclesiastes (and Platoon :wink: ): Rejoice in thy youth young man (for soon it is gone forever) :D :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sorry to hear your news TL hope you get it sorted out

Cheers flash. It's sorted. She gets her way and I have my freedom back. It was a matter of time before it got to this.
Life's too short to mope around.

Look at the plus side.

No more soaps, reality can't sing, dance progs. No more moaning about footy and sport on telly. Get to holiday with mates without texts asking what I'm up to. Maybe afford the season ticket now, after the self harmer leaves.
She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy.


UTA :barscarf:
:D

Believe me TL there will be quite a few who if they read your post (of freedom) would be very envious, so many people/couples remain in relationships that are dead and irretrievable, but they're so stuck in the rut of it and the pressures of modern life, they simply cannot move or don't have the energy or will power to extract themselves.....There is hurt/heartbreak ...yes. especially when one loses the kids, but eventually time does heal and things find a way of mending them,selves to various degrees.

Ecclesiastes (and Platoon :wink: ): Rejoice in thy youth young man (for soon it is gone forever) :D :barscarf:
Or it will cost a fortune to leave, that's where working in various locations and for yourself comes in handy........

Some somerset lad on a programme I saw once: "every man wants to wet his willy" :shock: :lol: or something like that :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:Ecclesiastes (and Platoon :wink: ): Rejoice in thy youth young man (for soon it is gone forever) :D :barscarf:
oh no OBGinger is off again with his poetry bollocks :roll: :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Ecclesiastes (and Platoon :wink: ): Rejoice in thy youth young man (for soon it is gone forever) :D :barscarf:
oh no OBGinger is off again with his poetry bollocks :roll: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

OneGinge - go post some tits to apologise for the poetry bollocks please. :mrgreen:

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