KOLO TOURE PLAYS AWAY

[REB]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ko ... ok.twitter

[northbank123]

That's fucking priceless, that photo of him popping his head round the shower curtain is different class!!!

Thank fuck he never plays otherwise he'd have been rumbled ages ago!

[Vinny1967]

Read it this morning. Car salesman

Would not mind but she looked a bit of a minger.

[MK Gould]

She didn't look great in that picture did she....

And to think a multi million pound professional footballer pretends he is a car salesman....Bet it's the first time the lie has been told that way round !!

[ClockEndNick]

--

[Old Oak Gooner]

Shame our team can't play away.

[MM99]

Funny as fuck

[augie]

Millionaire footballer cant get a better piece on the side than that dog ? Have to say that I like kolo and still regard him as a proper Gooner

[franksav63]

Kolo... ''Does my bum look big in this?''

[QuartzGooner]

To see the fuss he went to for his wedding too, looked an expensive function.

[falkirk goon]

Young model what of balaclavas

[franksav63]

Kolo.... ''DAMN, I've just missed the pizza delivery man''!!

[donaldo]

To see the fuss he went to for his wedding too, looked an expensive function.

Good cake though

[1989]

He said his name was Francoise yet he's a Muslim. She should've realized then that something was up.

Clearly not much between the ears as with most women.

[SteveO 35]

I started laughing the minute I saw the headline "90k a week defender"

And people say Walcott's not worth 100k per week, when old Fatboy Slim is munching his way through the Krispy Kreme megabox playing reserve football on almost the same amount