Step 1: Plan A. Tippy tappy shite played out entirely in front of 11 vaguely organised professionals.
Step 2: Shock, horror we struggle to even register shots on goal. Results inevitably start going against us, Wenger gets put 'under pressure' (

Step 3: Plan B (of sorts), we simplify our game, look to play the ball forward and get behind teams with pace and energy. Not perfect football by any means but it carries a threat and is usually just about too good for most premier league sides.
Step 4: Results begin to improve (although we're already bang out of any title race/cup competition by this point), Wenger is vindicated and Patrick Barclay is dancing in the street.
Back to Step 1.