Team Crunt XI

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Post by Cesc is God »

Heres mine. List your most hated players to make up you most hated team.

Barthez

G. Neville - Materazzi - Terry - Cashley

Diouf - Savage - Keane - C. Ronaldo

Rooney - v. Nistelrooy


FB: Absolute *bleep*, overated and stuck his middle finger up at me after we slaughtered them 3 - 1 at Highbury.

GN: Probably the most boring and dirtiest *word censored* in the world. Not even a good player and all he does is wind up his opponents.

MM: Zidane incident and many, many disgraceuful fouls that really should of made him banned for life. Complete and utter *word censored*.

JT: Dirty player who gets away with it just because he is the England captain. Overated and overpaid... *word censored*.

AC: Obvious reasons. I hate this *word censored* the most and he does not deserve to live to be honest.

EHD: Spitting *word censored* who is a complete *word censored*. He isn't actually that bad in ability but just causes trouble on the pitch instead of actually playing football.

RS: *word censored* who has no footballing talent at all.

RK: He got away with ending Haalands career. He should of had his legs broken to even it up. He always kicked the shit out of us just because the Arsenal were too good for him. Doesn't deserve to live!

CR: Arrogant, diving *word censored*. He would get my respect if he wasn't such a *word censored*. A fucking poser too!

WR: Fat scouse *word censored* who is fucking shit at football. Another overated, overpaid *word censored* who fucks grannies.

RvN: Fucking shit at football and one of the most overated strikers in the world. I fucking hated how all the glory supporters loved him and thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. I fucking loved it when he missed that penalty in Sep' 03. *word censored*!


Sorry for the swearing but this thread needs it. I hope you enjoy guessing the fucks! :)

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Post by Sutch »

Pretty much the same here mate,did that bald *word censored* rly stick his finger up at you lol?

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Yup. I remember it well. I was sitting in the one and only North Bank.

It was funny at the time but it was still Cashley-ish and unprofessional. 8)

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Post by stearmaster »

about the same

and reason for all of em.....there all *word censored*

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Post by hanny73 »

What about Sheringham??????

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Post by Fabrestuta »

Wait a minute, Wayne Rooney is crap? when did this happen?

Whether you like him or not, there is NO way anyone who hasn't been smoking crack could say he was crap.

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Post by dvbrisgooner1 »

I'd have to put Sheringham in any team like this, and Stapleton - greedy *word censored*.

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Post by perry groves was a legend »

Shmeichel
G Neville
P Neville
Cole
Savage
Diouf
Keane
Nolan
Shearer
Fowler
Rooney

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Post by Cesc is God »

I probably hate RvN more than him.

While Rooney is still around and on the TV all the time (Sky adverts). While he is also loved for some reason by all media. (Everytime John Motson says his name, he bashes one out with Mark Lawrenson).

Rooney is also portrayed as a good role model too which is a disgrace.

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Fabrestuta wrote:Wait a minute, Wayne Rooney is crap? when did this happen?

Whether you like him or not, there is NO way anyone who hasn't been smoking crack could say he was crap.
maybe not, but he is a *word censored*!!!! :roll: :twisted: :evil:

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I really do think he is shite. He's done fuck all this season and we are in fucking March!!!

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Post by Fabrestuta »

Don't get me wrong Rooney is a muppet, but he's a great player.

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Post by stearmaster »

Cesc is God wrote:I really do think he is shite. He's done fuck all this season and we are in fucking March!!!
to be fair [img][list=][list][code][quote][u][i][b ... ist][/img]done all there work


ooops didnt mean to quote that, o well shit happpens, sorry lads and ladesses :oops: :roll:
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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

what about kevin davies?

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TheOne2Smooth wrote:what about kevin davies?
Maybe on the bench with Sheringham! :wink:

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