Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
falkirk goon wrote:Transfer window day 8(in a geordie accent like the twat on big brother) and still no *word censored* signed
:lol:

Howay! And heyor's Gazza wiv a cooked chicken oonder his arm like!

:-P :wink:
That's better than your French mate :wink: :lol:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Not arseanal related just thought id put it in here


Galatasaray in talks to sign Inter midfielder Wesley Sneijder #'SSN
What's gone wrong with that guy? A year or two ago United were sniffing around and £30m+ was being quoted. Is he now available at the "right price" or are Galatasaray offering a 'dizzying price' of something like 8m?
It's all about wages I think.

Wont take a cut in his 200k per week inter wage but as good as he is he hasn't got a hope of getting anywhere near that elsewhere.

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LDB wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Not arseanal related just thought id put it in here


Galatasaray in talks to sign Inter midfielder Wesley Sneijder #'SSN
What's gone wrong with that guy? A year or two ago United were sniffing around and £30m+ was being quoted. Is he now available at the "right price" or are Galatasaray offering a 'dizzying price' of something like 8m?
It's all about wages I think.

Wont take a cut in his 200k per week inter wage but as good as he is he hasn't got a hope of getting anywhere near that elsewhere.
I sort of understand his point. As ridiculous as that money is, it's not like he's refusing to take a pay cut to move to a different club and play football. The club are asking him to do the same job for less money when he has a fixed-term contract.

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hearing felliani has a buy out clause of 22mil, this is the player we are crying out for, wenger open your eyes!!!!

oh wait Diaby is back next week :banghead:

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Jack, Gibbo, Ox, Jenko, Ramsey,Theo. 6 new signings!
Not satisfied yet?
Diaby is back, he's every transfer time new signing.
Who needs Villa?
We have Giroud, mighty striker whose best leg is his head.
It's true and sad that we will lose the one and only Gervinho for a month, but hey if his abscence becomes a bigger problem than we thought, we can always recall our two incredible strikers from loan, the amazing Maryane and best striker in the world from Denmark.

:D :D :D

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Why doesn't wenger put a cheeky £4m bid in for Darren Bent? Worth a punt assuming he's not plus 70k per week? Thoughts?

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German paper Bild claims Arsenal are after Mainz's Hungarian striker Adam Szalai

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mcdowell42 wrote:German paper Bild claims Arsenal are after Mainz's Hungarian striker Adam Szalai
I'm sure he's SUPER QUALITY :roll:


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And if I needed something to make me feel suicidal I have now found it :roll: £25m for an inconsistant player who performances will never match the hype but apparently paying that amount to him will make us a big club again :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Theo! Theo! Theo! :barscarf: :barscarf: That's our £20m plus superstar signing sorted!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Isn't the Mirror a complete rag when it comes to transfer gossip?

I'm still sticking with my initial prediction of re-sign Walcott, sign no one else, parade the overspending on Walcott like it's the defining proof we are a "rich club", proceed to watch his inconsistency for several more years before offloading him for far less money.

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Considering the options Turnip has left us with, signing Theo up is vital. I'd much rather we kept him than lose him and end up playing Klingon ffs, because you know the Clueless One won't sign a decent replacement (if he signs anyone at all).

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They also cant do their maths 4 years @ 90 K a week is 18.72 and a 3 mill sign on is 21.72 million !

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The ONLY player we will sign in January is Thierry Henry. Because there is no value in the market. :roll:

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