Team Crunt XI

hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:33 pm

How about adding Solskjaer - his cheating led to Campbell missing the last 3 league games of the 2003 season plus the cup final.

GallasVoice · Post by **GallasVoice** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:39 pm

I quite like barthez.
Here is mine, my current one, some of them I can't even explain why I don't like them I just don't.

Cudicini

Neville
COLE
Upson
Taylor

Diouf
Pennant
BENTLEY
RONALDO

Sherringham
DAVIES

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hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:41 pm

Good shout with the chavvy w**ker Bentley.

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:52 pm

robinson

chimbonda
dawson
TERRY
a. cole

ronaldo
jenas
hundredstone
lumplard

keane
berbatov

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:53 pm

My selection of absolute *word censored* (not a team XI).
Van Nistelroy
Roy Keane
Robby Savage
Razor Ruddock
John Terry
Cuntley Cole
Wayne Rooney
Ladyboy Ronaldo
Martin Taylor
Mike Riley (yes I know he's not a player, but he's an absolute *word censored*)
Van Nistelroy
Van Nistelroy
Van Nistelroy

augie · Post by **augie** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:54 pm

goram(rangers *word censored*)

neville
cashly
r ferdinand(how has nobody mentioned this over-rated prick

)
o'leary(I hate former players slagging us off)

gerrard(over-rated *word censored* but because he is english he's world class ??

)
keane dirty *word censored* that deserted his country.In some middle eastern countries he would have been shot for that

bryan robson (refer to gerrard's description but also a dirty *word censored*)
redknapp this *word censored* has pissed me off so much on sky that i want him executed

sheringham how anyone could leave this *word censored* out is beyond me

alan smith once a dirty leeds *word censored* and has since gone on to be a dirty *word censored* with manure and barcodes

manager : ferguscum(obviously) assisted by fat sam and billy fucking bingham

hanny73 · Post by **hanny73** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:55 pm

Bowyer?

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:56 pm

racist *word censored*. i'd also have terry and lampard in my team. they can all play!

kunts united

This Is The Daybreak · Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:40 pm

In terms of who is playing now

Manager-Jose Moriniho
Assistant Manager-Roy Keane

Supporters-those who support Tottenham

Stadium-White Hart Lane

GK-Roy Carrol (absolute inbred)

DR-Gary Neville
DL-Ashley Cole
DC-John Terry
DC-Rio Ferdinand

MR-Cristiano Ronaldo
ML-Joe Cole
MC-Robbie Savage
MC-Frank Lampard

FC-Teddy Sheringham (still at Colchester isn't he)
FC-Ruud Van Nistelrooy

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:04 am

Surely Hernan Crespo gets a spot on the bench somewhere?

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:36 am

This Is The Daybreak wrote:In terms of who is playing now

Manager-Jose Moriniho
Assistant Manager-Roy Keane

Supporters-those who support Tottenham

Stadium-White Hart Lane

GK-Roy Carrol (absolute inbred)

DR-Gary Neville
DL-Ashley Cole
DC-John Terry
DC-Rio Ferdinand

MR-Cristiano Ronaldo
ML-Joe Cole
MC-Robbie Savage
MC-Frank Lampard

FC-Teddy Sheringham (still at Colchester isn't he)
FC-Ruud Van Nistelrooy

I Hate that team...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:53 am

WE'VE DONE THIS THREAD BEFORE BUT I'M IN FOR MORE!!

Crunt United (what else!) with subs;

Shilton (the smuggest crunt to walk the Earth)

The Neville sisters (inbred rapists both)

Druggy Ferdinand (if he'd played for us it would have been a life ban)

Cashley Judas Ahole (purest definition of the word "crunt" there is)

Savage (a cowardly pussy that bluffs it like he's hard)

FatfuckingFrank Lumpo'lard (mouthy crunt and massively overated)

Dive-aldo (a rent boy, a cheating scum bag, ah fuck, I could go on all night here with this crunt)

Sheringham (Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ********** Grrrrrrrrrrr!)

Van Longface (another cheating manure crunt)

Robbie Keane (fucking spud arsehole running around the pitch like he'd just won the world cup - it was a worthless mickey mouse cup semi, you geebag!!)

Berbatov (arrogance level waaaaaay beyond his ability. Prick)

26may1989 · Post by **26may1989** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:00 am

I'm struggling to think of a keeper I really hate. I could go for Toni Schumacher (1980s German keeper who almost killed a French player, Patrick Battiston, in the 1982 World Cup) but since there is a large number of centre backs who really piss me off, I'm going to put Rio Fuckface Ferdinand in goal.

GK: R Ferdinand

CB: M Taylor
CB: Terry
RB: Panucci
LB: A Cole

CM: Savage
CM: Sinisa Mihajlovic
RM: Ronaldo
LM: Kieron Dyer

S: Kevin Davies
S: Filippe Inzaghi

Manager: Neil Warnock

Also rans: Ben Thatcher, Anton Ferdinand, Lee Bowyer

Fabrestuta · Post by **Fabrestuta** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:29 am

Not a person, but just sort of cruntish in general. Players that do somersaults after they score should be on the list. Its fucking football, not gymnastics, we know you are good athletes, we don't need to see you bouncing around like Olga Korbit.

Fabrestuta · Post by **Fabrestuta** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:34 am

Oh and since he was mentioned, I can't believe I forgot about Andy Goram. The wrong person took all those bullets in the back imo.