Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

[Wengerball]

WE'VE JUST SIGNED WALLY!! who says we cant compete

On 100k a week for 3 1/2 years and apparently with a juicy £3m signing on fee.

[markyp]

i wonder if we will unveil him at hastily arranged press conferance

[DB10GOONER]

Have we signed anyone yet?

Well, there isn't any super super quality coming out of the French 2nd Division or Kenya at the moment. At least not of the type that we'd like to offer £80k a week to.

I'm sure at 11.59pm on January 31st, Botswana's 5th finest left back will be ours

I sense a new Wenger player category will be employed for the subsequent news conference;

"Super Ultra Quality".

"SUQ", pronounced "suck", will be the new definition of our glorious leader's last minute signings!

"Wee haff sahned Oomfoofoo Mgambondo from ze Bertswahner fefth division - he deffanahtly fits in ze category of playerz zat I werd conzider SUQ."

You read it here first.

Your German is worse than your Franch mate

[swimmer1]

WE'VE JUST SIGNED WALLY!! who says we cant compete

On 100k a week for 3 1/2 years and apparently with a juicy £3m signing on fee.

As much as it pains me it had to be done

[p206ab]

90k a week.
So 6 new signings, and Diaby. What more do we want?

[BournemouthRED]

Anyone know where this Walcott guy plays?

[swimmer1]

Anyone know where this Walcott guy plays?

He plays as a inpact sub

[swimmer1]

[northbank123]

Anyone know where this Walcott guy plays?

Heard he's got loads of potential

[Top Londoner]

WE'VE JUST SIGNED WALLY!! who says we cant compete

On 100k a week for 3 1/2 years and apparently with a juicy £3m signing on fee.

That is the best news in this window. We spunked our war chest on Feo, and Diaby is back. Yeehah, well done Wenger, we can now concentrate on our virtual trophy.

I can now sod off from this thread as our business is now officially concluded.

[Herd]

The Theo deals been done for weeks,90k plus sign on as previously advised by me myself and Irene !

I do not expect any more

BTW where is Rosicky ????

[swimmer1]

The Theo deals been done for weeks,90k plus sign on as previously advised by me myself and Irene !

I do not expect any more

BTW where is Rosicky ????

Calf injury by all accounts

[SteveO 35]

Something tells me we're still going to pay over the odds for Zaha which will be another mistake IMO

Other than that I agree - no deals.

Rosicky is injured. More importantly what is happening with Squillaci - are we still stuck with the useless shitebag or has some French 3rd division team made an enquiry yet?

[green gooner]

Now that the Theo deal is sorted, can we expect our manager to go transfer crazy

Wenger did hint at as much during his many bullshit press conferences

[Top Londoner]

Now that the Theo deal is sorted, can we expect our manager to go transfer crazy

Wenger did hint at as much during his many bullshit press conferences

stoppit......stoppit......stoppit......

He went crazy when he gave this lad THIS contract.

Like I said before, business is concluded.

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