Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

[DB10GOONER]

Bjorn out of ABBA was banging Agnetha. FACT. Banged the living shit out of her I heard.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Bjorn out of ABBA was banging Agnetha. FACT. Banged the living shit out of her I heard.

I think I get the link.....is it all about..... "Money Money Money"

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Bjorn out of ABBA was banging Agnetha. FACT. Banged the living shit out of her I heard.

Bjorn "you like this bitch?"

Agnetha "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do"

[topgoon]

Havent seen it mentioned on here by Mbiwa has completed his £7m move to Newcastle United. I mean come on, its not as if we couldn't afford him and he's French with African heritage ffs. He ticks all the boxes of a Wenger signing but of course, silly me, hes not super quality. I mean he might actually know how to defend and we cant have someone who might not conform to the sacred rules of Wengerball. Carzola used to shoot from distance a lot- fortunately ODL is correcting this unacceptable behaviour at the Ministry of Truth, I mean London Colney.

On a serious note £7m is good value for a 23 year old French international defender and certainly worth taking a chance on. Its interesting that when Newcastle are struggling with their aims for the season that the chairman and the manager go about trying to rectify the problems with the squad as a matter of urgency. Compare this with the deafening silence from Arsenal as the VT slips further and further from sight.

Its a sad state of affairs

Cazorla is still shooting from distance but now starting to miss target wildly.

[augie]

Haha imagine if we'd signed this African-born French defender from 12th-placed Ligue 1 side who also supplied us with Giroud... don't think too many on here would have been happy that we'd spent £7m on him. Yet because he goes to Newcastle some people are complaining we're too tight to sign him. No pleasing some.

Wasn't enthused about that potential signing either tbh although that is mainly cos I haven't seen fcuk all of him playing. If I am honest I don't want wenker to sign anymore utility players - being able to cover a few positions is all well and good but we need players that excel in one position rather than those that are ok in a few positions My opinion is that versatile players are basically squad players and we need to improve the first 11 before we go about improving the back ups

[DB10GOONER]

Bjorn out of ABBA was banging Agnetha. FACT. Banged the living shit out of her I heard.

Bjorn "you like this bitch?"

Agnetha "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do"

[Top Londoner]

A 'journalist' on the radio is a bit pissed off with Wenger atm. He says that Wenger was in for Zaha, and he should stop mugging people off.

[storrmin571]

Fuck me. With all these French players Newcastle have accumulated they may as well have the French national anthem played at St. James' Park before the start of games.

We will have to start singing INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND to them. Then we will be officially a small club.

[augie]

A 'journalist' on the radio is a bit pissed off with Wenger atm. He says that Wenger was in for Zaha, and he should stop mugging people off.

Probably heard the rumour from Sammy in the first place

[augie]

Fuck me. With all these French players Newcastle have accumulated they may as well have the French national anthem played at St. James' Park before the start of games.

We will have to start singing INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND to them. Then we will be officially a small club.

Don't let lefty see you referring to England as ingerland as it could land you in bother

[GranadaJoe]

As we all know, AW's words are often misleading. In his last interview he said we hadn't made an offer for Zaha, therefore we weren't 'in for him'. However, all of the mood music was that we had shown an interest.

[redfox]

Can't see us signing anyone to be honest. Who would he sign anyway?

[I Hate Hleb]

As we all know, AW's words are often just lies. In his last interview he said we hadn't made an offer for Zaha, therefore we weren't 'in for him'. However, all of the mood music was that we had shown an interest.

Fixed that for you Joe.

[Top Londoner]

Can't see us signing anyone to be honest. Who would he sign anyway?

Jack Butland? So a report in a tabloid rag is suggesting today.


edit. Welcome to the forum. Leave all hope at the door redfox.

[redfox]

Jack Butland a good shout!