Hazard kicks ballboy and is sent off

[1989]

I watched the whole thing again. Hazard should've kicked the ballman harder. End of.

[I Hate Hleb]

Talk about kicking a guy when hes down chippy

Probably the best worst joke of the day.

I take it you haven't read my Arthur Askey contribution on page 134 of the transfer rumour page then? Top Londoner for one thinks it's a cracker of a bad joke!!

[Chippy]

Talk about kicking a guy when hes down chippy

Probably the best worst joke of the day.

I take it you haven't read my Arthur Askey contribution on page 134 of the transfer rumour page then? Top Londoner for one thinks it's a cracker of a bad joke!!

I did read it, but it was just a badjoke. In fact a really shit joke.

[I Hate Hleb]

Therefore it must qualify as the best 'worst joke'!!

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

IU4GN - Sacked prior to kick off for attempting to chat up a ball girl with a foul mouthed poem.

BrazilianGooner - Told to sit in the stands. His failure to fit into either category of ballboy or ballgirl prevents him from being assigned a place.

My sides...
Omfg

Spot on

Hang on, has Quartz just called me a Jimmy Saville?





Little bit below the belt, mate.





...just how I like it.





Just kidding!

[Justinsaid]

Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball... Torres would have missed him, Cole would have shot him, Terry would have shagged him and Abramovic would have sacked him.

[DB10GOONER]

Could you imagine if Arsenal had a couple of blokes off this forum being ball-boys for a huge game?

DB10Gooner - Just about big enough to hold the ball, crowd gives him huge applause for being such a gallant sport.

Flash - Sits in the corner, too lazy to fetch the ball, sacked at half time. Complaisn that he is unable to do the job "using a remote control, why wasn't I told that before hand?"

Basil - Sacked at half time for taking photos whilst on duty.

GoonerSid - Five minutes into the game gets into a furious row with someone in the crowd and smacks him, sacked.

Augie - Similar, but somehow manages to refain from punching, keeps job.

BarrieCuda - Attentive, but strangely delayed in everything he does by five hours. Finally leaves the ground at 3AM.

Herd - Turns up with 60 mates all ready for a ruck. Club prevent him from taking his place at the kick off.

HighburyJD - Feints at the kick off from being so close to Wenger. Taken to hospital and an envelope marked "Arsene - S.W.A.L.K." is found in his coat pocket.

HasKads - So busy salivating over the players' thighs that he forgets his job, sacked at half time.

G88ner - Diligent in his duties, performs superbly, but it sadly all goes wrong in the 89th minute when his pet ferret escapes, runs onto the pitch, and punctures the ball. Sacked.

Reg Niseth - Turns up early, but is nowhere to be found at the kick off. Reports of him seen walking round Highbury with a Black Scarf are not confirmed.

Olgit - Initially applauded by the crowd for using a zimmer frame to get to the ball, but sacked at half time on health and safety grounds.

IU4GN - Sacked prior to kick off for attempting to chat up a ball girl with a foul mouthed poem.

BrazilianGooner - Told to sit in the stands. His failure to fit into either category of ballboy or ballgirl prevents him from being assigned a place.

Left out;

QuartzGooner - grabbed the ball, tried to merge it with another ball, and ended up fucking up both balls.

[augie]

Am I the only one who keeps his job ?

[flash gunner]

Could you imagine if Arsenal had a couple of blokes off this forum being ball-boys for a huge game?

DB10Gooner - Just about big enough to hold the ball, crowd gives him huge applause for being such a gallant sport.

Flash - Sits in the corner, too lazy to fetch the ball, sacked at half time. Complaisn that he is unable to do the job "using a remote control, why wasn't I told that before hand?"

Basil - Sacked at half time for taking photos whilst on duty.

GoonerSid - Five minutes into the game gets into a furious row with someone in the crowd and smacks him, sacked.

Augie - Similar, but somehow manages to refain from punching, keeps job.

BarrieCuda - Attentive, but strangely delayed in everything he does by five hours. Finally leaves the ground at 3AM.

Herd - Turns up with 60 mates all ready for a ruck. Club prevent him from taking his place at the kick off.

HighburyJD - Feints at the kick off from being so close to Wenger. Taken to hospital and an envelope marked "Arsene - S.W.A.L.K." is found in his coat pocket.

HasKads - So busy salivating over the players' thighs that he forgets his job, sacked at half time.

G88ner - Diligent in his duties, performs superbly, but it sadly all goes wrong in the 89th minute when his pet ferret escapes, runs onto the pitch, and punctures the ball. Sacked.

Reg Niseth - Turns up early, but is nowhere to be found at the kick off. Reports of him seen walking round Highbury with a Black Scarf are not confirmed.

Olgit - Initially applauded by the crowd for using a zimmer frame to get to the ball, but sacked at half time on health and safety grounds.

IU4GN - Sacked prior to kick off for attempting to chat up a ball girl with a foul mouthed poem.

BrazilianGooner - Told to sit in the stands. His failure to fit into either category of ballboy or ballgirl prevents him from being assigned a place.

Left out;

QuartzGooner - grabbed the ball, tried to merge it with another ball, and ended up fucking up both balls.

funny from Quartz too