3000th post whoopdedooo NSFW

[olgitgooner]

Well done for all the posts Lefty.

I hope you realise that anyone guilty of more than a thousand posts is a sad lonely bastard

[mcdowell42]

im 58 posts away from 7000

[olgitgooner]

As as I've also nearly reached this milestone, I'd have posted some titties too if I knew how to do it.
Oh well I'll leave it all to your imagination and say I would have posted a combination of Natalie Sawyer off SSN and Rachael Riley off countdown..........

Young Rachael is very cute.

But I still prefer the original lovely Countdown girl.....




BTW....you are now past the 3,000 post milestone. Which identifies you as yet another sad bastard

[DB10GOONER]

Fantastic thread Lefty!

Of your 3000 posts, it is worth noting that 2865 of them are shit jokes!

[REB]

sad bastards need to get out more

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Fantastic thread Lefty!

Of your 3000 posts, it is worth noting that 2865 of them are shit jokes!

Cheers DB.....I think

What with my shit jokes and your terrible French/Mexican accents we've got a bit of a double act going

[Top Londoner]

Fantastic thread Lefty!

FIXED

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Nice one TL, although with a body like that it wouldn't matter if it had no head at all , it's still havin it

[Top Londoner]

Nice one TL, although with a body like that it wouldn't matter if it had no head at all , it's still havin it

Post jokes Lefty, or it's staying up.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Nice one TL, although with a body like that it wouldn't matter if it had no head at all , it's still havin it

Post jokes Lefty, or it's staying up.

Run out mate

Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden, so my mum told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.

I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.

Through alcohol and poor judgement.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

What separates men from animals?

Divorce

A farmer goes to see his neighbour and the door is opened by his youngest son.

"Is your Dad home?" askes the farmer.

"No sir," replies the boy, "he went into town to get some feed."

"How about your Mother?"

"No sir," says the boy, "she went with Dad."

"How about Steve?" presses the farmer, "is he here?"

"No sir, he's with mum and dad too. Look, is there anything I can do? I know where all the machinery is, if you need to borrow something, or I can give dad a message."

"Not really, son," says the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad about your Steve getting my daughter pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment and replied, "I guess you need to see Dad about that. I know he charges £300 for the bull and £50 for the ram, but I don't know how much he'd charge for Steve."

[augie]

What separates men from animals?

Divorce

A farmer goes to see his neighbour and the door is opened by his youngest son.

"Is your Dad home?" askes the farmer.

"No sir," replies the boy, "he went into town to get some feed."

"How about your Mother?"

"No sir," says the boy, "she went with Dad."

"How about Steve?" presses the farmer, "is he here?"

"No sir, he's with mum and dad too. Look, is there anything I can do? I know where all the machinery is, if you need to borrow something, or I can give dad a message."

"Not really, son," says the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad about your Steve getting my daughter pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment and replied, "I guess you need to see Dad about that. I know he charges £300 for the bull and £50 for the ram, but I don't know how much he'd charge for Steve."

[shu]

when i join the 1k club does life change on the forum

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... t_2008.jpg


When u hit 1000 , your fantasy babe will appear click on the above link