Unless you can tell us where Hleb lives then I think a showdown on Hackney Downs is inevitable. Do they still have the astroturf pitch? Perfect for someone leg burn style torture.
Don't take it out on Thierry!
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Chunky The Gooner
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Oi oi !! Im a Hackney boy and no the astroturf pitch went years ago ! Well it hasnt gone but if I remember rightly it some of it got set on fire so the rest of it went. It now has Basketball nets on it. Many a time did I come home from Hackney Downs with my legs ripped to shreads from going over on the astroturf !
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I Hate Hleb
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COME FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS??
AH HA! SO, TONY SAUNDERS AND GALASSO FANCY THEIR CHANCES AGAINST ME AND MY FELLOW HACKNEY BOY THE ROTUND ARSE (CHUNKY GOONER 
) DO THEY?
LIKE MICHAEL CAINE SAID TO THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED ALF ROBERTS IN CORONATION STREET (WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER), BEFORE THEY HAD A FIGHT IN THAT FAMOUS FILM SET IN THE NORTH EAST (WHOSE NAME I ALSO CAN'T REMEMBER!!):
'OI! LEAVE IT OUT SON. YOU'RE A BIG LAD BUT YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE. I BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR A LIVING!!' WELL, IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAY.
HOWEVER, LUCKILY FOR YOU TWO, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE REAL HLEB'S HOME ADDRESS. SO, INSTEAD OF DUKING IT OUT AMONGST OURSELVES, WHY DON'T WE ALL MEET UP AND GO AROUND THERE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD KICKING!! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WOULDN'T DESERVE IT!
BY THE WAY, I LIVE NEAR THE MARSHES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HACKNEY (THE ROUGH BIT, NOT THE PART WHERE ALL THE MIDDLE-CLASS, GUARDIAN READING W**KERS HAVE MOVED TO!).
OOPS! I'VE PROBABLY JUST ALIENATED HALF THE GOONER READERSHIP WITH THAT LAST COMMENT
SORRY GUYS.
) DO THEY?LIKE MICHAEL CAINE SAID TO THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED ALF ROBERTS IN CORONATION STREET (WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER), BEFORE THEY HAD A FIGHT IN THAT FAMOUS FILM SET IN THE NORTH EAST (WHOSE NAME I ALSO CAN'T REMEMBER!!):
'OI! LEAVE IT OUT SON. YOU'RE A BIG LAD BUT YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE. I BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR A LIVING!!' WELL, IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAY.
HOWEVER, LUCKILY FOR YOU TWO, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE REAL HLEB'S HOME ADDRESS. SO, INSTEAD OF DUKING IT OUT AMONGST OURSELVES, WHY DON'T WE ALL MEET UP AND GO AROUND THERE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD KICKING!! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WOULDN'T DESERVE IT!
BY THE WAY, I LIVE NEAR THE MARSHES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HACKNEY (THE ROUGH BIT, NOT THE PART WHERE ALL THE MIDDLE-CLASS, GUARDIAN READING W**KERS HAVE MOVED TO!).
OOPS! I'VE PROBABLY JUST ALIENATED HALF THE GOONER READERSHIP WITH THAT LAST COMMENT
SORRY GUYS.
Re: COME FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS??
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Leave me out of this. I'm a lover, not a fighter.I Hate Hleb wrote:AH HA! SO, TONY SAUNDERS AND GALASSO FANCY THEIR CHANCES AGAINST ME AND MY FELLOW HACKNEY BOY THE ROTUND ARSE (CHUNKY GOONER
Re: COME FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS??
I Hate Hleb wrote:
HOWEVER, LUCKILY FOR YOU TWO, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE REAL HLEB'S HOME ADDRESS. SO, INSTEAD OF DUKING IT OUT AMONGST OURSELVES, WHY DON'T WE ALL MEET UP AND GO AROUND THERE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD KICKING!! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WOULDN'T DESERVE IT!
BY THE WAY, I LIVE NEAR THE MARSHES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HACKNEY (THE ROUGH BIT, NOT THE PART WHERE ALL THE MIDDLE-CLASS, GUARDIAN READING W**KERS HAVE MOVED TO!).
Re: COME FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS??
I Hate Hleb wrote:
HOWEVER, LUCKILY FOR YOU TWO, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE REAL HLEB'S HOME ADDRESS. SO, INSTEAD OF DUKING IT OUT AMONGST OURSELVES, WHY DON'T WE ALL MEET UP AND GO AROUND THERE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD KICKING!! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WOULDN'T DESERVE IT!
BY THE WAY, I LIVE NEAR THE MARSHES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HACKNEY (THE ROUGH BIT, NOT THE PART WHERE ALL THE MIDDLE-CLASS, GUARDIAN READING W**KERS HAVE MOVED TO!).
It would be fun to pass Hleb around among us for his kicking. I hope he would appreciate the irony....
My connection goes back to pre-astrotuf pitch and it was shiny and new in my time. Stoke Newington side of Downs, 80's style. Pre-yuppie time. However, I do read The Guardian sometimes and I am a wanker. But I have dealt with these issues already no problem here!
Shouldn't be hard to get to the real Hleb. One of us stands in front of him and the rest of us stand to his left, he will cut inside everytime so it'll be a doddle. Even if he's got a gun i'd fancy our chances cos he'll never shoot!
Anyway Hleb wears the shirt so i'll support him, well until the first game of next season when we see the same things as last year. Don't you just love him.
I'd rather take a flight to madrid and see who's a beast then though.
Anyway Hleb wears the shirt so i'll support him, well until the first game of next season when we see the same things as last year. Don't you just love him.
I'd rather take a flight to madrid and see who's a beast then though.
have faith in wenger
arsene is in the process of building his third team at arsenal. the stars of his first were bergkamp, anelka and overmars. the stars of team 2 were pires, henry and vieira, now we look to team 3, the stars of which look as if they are going to be toure fabregas and RVP. when we lost wrighty we wondered howwe could cope but up popped anelka. off went nicolas and in came thierry. when we lost petit i thought that we would no longer be able to match man utd in midfield, then in came edu and gilberto and proved me wrong. when we lost adams i found it hard to imagine the centre of defence without him, but then we had sol campbell. and when he left he was replaced by gallas. after the legend that is keown dparted the club, we found a gem in kolo toure to replace him, we lost vieira and gained the golden boy cesc fabregas. we lost seaman and in stormed jens lehmann. we lost dixon and we gained lauren, and wen we lost lauren we gained eboue. after nige winterburn i though that we would be doomed at left back, but we found silvinho, whose magic goal against chelsea will live long in the memory, and then cashley, who became the best left back in the world on the highbury turf. and in his absence, we have found clichy, who has the potential and the quality to outshine cashley on every level. after overmars left i feared that the left wing would be barren, but we unearthed pires, and since bobby p left us, we found super tom. and lest we forget, the loss of bergkamp being cushioned by the emergence of RVP. yes we have lost a great player, perhaps the greatest that has ever grad the shirt. a man who was respectful to the fans and the club to the very end, and who has arsenal in his veins. and of course a man who has set our all time goal scoring record that is set to endure for sum time yet. but we have always coped with the loss of great players in the past, and we shall do so again. like a phoenix from the ashes this arsenal side will rise once again to new dizzy heights. i think we must remember the old adage, in wenger we trust. never before has he failed us, and i dont expect him to start now.
have faith in wenger
arsene is in the process of building his third team at arsenal. the stars of his first were bergkamp, anelka and overmars. the stars of team 2 were pires, henry and vieira, now we look to team 3, the stars of which look as if they are going to be toure fabregas and RVP. when we lost wrighty we wondered howwe could cope but up popped anelka. off went nicolas and in came thierry. when we lost petit i thought that we would no longer be able to match man utd in midfield, then in came edu and gilberto and proved me wrong. when we lost adams i found it hard to imagine the centre of defence without him, but then we had sol campbell. and when he left he was replaced by gallas. after the legend that is keown dparted the club, we found a gem in kolo toure to replace him, we lost vieira and gained the golden boy cesc fabregas. we lost seaman and in stormed jens lehmann. we lost dixon and we gained lauren, and wen we lost lauren we gained eboue. after nige winterburn i though that we would be doomed at left back, but we found silvinho, whose magic goal against chelsea will live long in the memory, and then cashley, who became the best left back in the world on the highbury turf. and in his absence, we have found clichy, who has the potential and the quality to outshine cashley on every level. after overmars left i feared that the left wing would be barren, but we unearthed pires, and since bobby p left us, we found super tom. and lest we forget, the loss of bergkamp being cushioned by the emergence of RVP. yes we have lost a great player, perhaps the greatest that has ever grad the shirt. a man who was respectful to the fans and the club to the very end, and who has arsenal in his veins. and of course a man who has set our all time goal scoring record that is set to endure for sum time yet. but we have always coped with the loss of great players in the past, and we shall do so again. like a phoenix from the ashes this arsenal side will rise once again to new dizzy heights. i think we must remember the old adage, in wenger we trust. never before has he failed us, and i dont expect him to start now.
have faith in wenger
arsene is in the process of building his third team at arsenal. the stars of his first were bergkamp, anelka and overmars. the stars of team 2 were pires, henry and vieira, now we look to team 3, the stars of which look as if they are going to be toure fabregas and RVP. when we lost wrighty we wondered howwe could cope but up popped anelka. off went nicolas and in came thierry. when we lost petit i thought that we would no longer be able to match man utd in midfield, then in came edu and gilberto and proved me wrong. when we lost adams i found it hard to imagine the centre of defence without him, but then we had sol campbell. and when he left he was replaced by gallas. after the legend that is keown dparted the club, we found a gem in kolo toure to replace him, we lost vieira and gained the golden boy cesc fabregas. we lost seaman and in stormed jens lehmann. we lost dixon and we gained lauren, and wen we lost lauren we gained eboue. after nige winterburn i though that we would be doomed at left back, but we found silvinho, whose magic goal against chelsea will live long in the memory, and then cashley, who became the best left back in the world on the highbury turf. and in his absence, we have found clichy, who has the potential and the quality to outshine cashley on every level. after overmars left i feared that the left wing would be barren, but we unearthed pires, and since bobby p left us, we found super tom. and lest we forget, the loss of bergkamp being cushioned by the emergence of RVP. yes we have lost a great player, perhaps the greatest that has ever grad the shirt. a man who was respectful to the fans and the club to the very end, and who has arsenal in his veins. and of course a man who has set our all time goal scoring record that is set to endure for sum time yet. but we have always coped with the loss of great players in the past, and we shall do so again. like a phoenix from the ashes this arsenal side will rise once again to new dizzy heights. i think we must remember the old adage, in wenger we trust. never before has he failed us, and i dont expect him to start now.
