Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

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SteveO 35 wrote:
1989 wrote:Liverpool sign Coutinho SSN

Great signing.

Everyone around us is strengthening.
Isn't it funny how they manage to do that. Apparently its extremely difficult to do that in January even if you work very hard, day and night. How very strange.....
Mancs - Zaha
Chelsea - Ba
Spurs - Holtby
Liverpool - Sturridge & Coutinho


Citeh will probably buy a world class striker as well after selling Balotelli.

We are the only ones sitting on our hands with the manager not convinced a 6th placed squad can be improved upon. :censored:

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rodders999 wrote:At the risk of sounding like Turnip or Gazidis.....Samba ain't worth 12.5 million quid. No chance. Half that at a push.
Fair enough, personally I like him as a player. Not blessed with enough ability to be a top top defender (to borrow from Redknapp Jnr's lexicon) but for me has proven himself in the PL managing to stand out in a fucking woeful side. The old 'better than what we've got argument' is pretty thin given the way we've been shipping in goals but safe to say he barely gets beaten in the air and has plenty of guts.

Think we missed the boat when we could have had him from Blackburn for about £6-8m under Venky's/Kean's absolute circus.

Wenger would never sign him because he's not a 'technical' defender like Koscielny and Mertesacker.

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Re: "Calm Down Dears, I'm really a v careful Manager" Trans

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1989 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
1989 wrote:Liverpool sign Coutinho SSN

Great signing.

Everyone around us is strengthening.
Isn't it funny how they manage to do that. Apparently its extremely difficult to do that in January even if you work very hard, day and night. How very strange.....
Mancs - Zaha
Chelsea - Ba
Spurs - Holtby
Liverpool - Sturridge & Coutinho


Citeh will probably buy a world class striker as well after selling Balotelli.

We are the only ones sitting on our hands with the manager not convinced a 6th placed squad can be improved upon. :censored:



Arsenal.

Walcott, new contract and a fabulous bonus
Ramsey, Jenks, Ox, Gibbs & Wilshere sign new contracts
Giroud, started to score a brace a game
Diaby, not injured (as yet)
Bendtner, back from loan, albeit injured
Djourou, out on loan and to return as an accomplished player

C'mon now. Use your imagination. :box: :shock:

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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QuartzGooner wrote:This Les Miserables Transfer Deadline Day Song was made by Gunnerblog.com

Worth watching for the Wenger and Redknapp bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... _f1N51Gv9c
Wenger and 'Arry bits are gold, SteveO eat your heart out*!

*HJD I am not actually advocating that SteveO remove his own heart and ingest it, merely a figure of speech.

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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On the bright side, Galatasaray are hoping to sign the fat Brazilian shirt-swapper :barscarf:

http://www.ntvspor.net/haber/spor-toto- ... um=twitter

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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QuartzGooner wrote:This Les Miserables Transfer Deadline Day Song was made by Gunnerblog.com

Worth watching for the Wenger and Redknapp bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... _f1N51Gv9c
Owww my ears :oops:

:lol: :lol:

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Re: "Calm Down Dears, I'm really a v careful Manager" Trans

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Top Londoner wrote:
1989 wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
1989 wrote:Liverpool sign Coutinho SSN

Great signing.

Everyone around us is strengthening.
Isn't it funny how they manage to do that. Apparently its extremely difficult to do that in January even if you work very hard, day and night. How very strange.....
Mancs - Zaha
Chelsea - Ba
Spurs - Holtby
Liverpool - Sturridge & Coutinho


Citeh will probably buy a world class striker as well after selling Balotelli.

We are the only ones sitting on our hands with the manager not convinced a 6th placed squad can be improved upon. :censored:



Arsenal.

Walcott, new contract and a fabulous bonus
Ramsey, Jenks, Ox, Gibbs & Wilshere sign new contracts
Giroud, started to score a brace a game
Diaby, not injured (as yet)
Bendtner, back from loan, albeit injured
Djourou, out on loan and to return as an accomplished player

C'mon now. Use your imagination. :box: :shock:

Erm? :? :?:

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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Rumour doing the rounds that Spurs are going to bid for Villa..cash and first refusal on Bale.Adrian Durham just said it on talkshite.

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1989 wrote:On the bright side, Galatasaray are hoping to sign the fat Brazilian shirt-swapper :barscarf:

http://www.ntvspor.net/haber/spor-toto- ... um=twitter
They've already got there quota of foreigners aparrently as they want Kolo Toure too but can't sign him til Baros leaves in the summer!! So that's the Santos rumour down the shitter :cry:

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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falkirk goon wrote:Rumour doing the rounds that Spurs are going to bid for Villa..cash and first refusal on Bale.Adrian Durham just said it on talkshite.
If Villa actually ends up there................................

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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QuartzGooner wrote:This Les Miserables Transfer Deadline Day Song was made by Gunnerblog.com

Worth watching for the Wenger and Redknapp bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... _f1N51Gv9c
marvellous

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1989 wrote:
falkirk goon wrote:Rumour doing the rounds that Spurs are going to bid for Villa..cash and first refusal on Bale.Adrian Durham just said it on talkshite.
If Villa actually ends up there................................
Don't think like that
:cry:

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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Why are you all torturing yourselves. This thread is hilarious, almost a reverse pyschology. He's not buying, get over it. Just countdown till his contract expires. I will would rathet watch eastenders than watch Swanson's ugly bucktoothed mug outside the grove tomorrow. Unless the lovely Miranda plans to get her funboys out then the only transfer I will be interested in will be from c**k to tissue :oops: :-P :mrgreen:

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1989 wrote:
falkirk goon wrote:Rumour doing the rounds that Spurs are going to bid for Villa..cash and first refusal on Bale.Adrian Durham just said it on talkshite.
If Villa actually ends up there................................
We all know they have a history of going after players that we're (apparently) interested in.It would be the ultimate kick in the teeth for us.

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Re: The zombie transfer thread

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falkirk goon wrote:Rumour doing the rounds that Spurs are going to bid for Villa..cash and first refusal on Bale.Adrian Durham just said it on talkshite.

Not a rumour falkirk.
He is checking this thread and wanting to wind us up mate.
Durham says he is going to the match tonight............................can someone twat the fucking bitch please. :banghead: :banghead:

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