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Well it's all set up. We've got the chant ready, the no 99 shirt and the bench....for our new signing all we have to do - I mean besides get TightWad Kunto to prise open his wallet (which is in a bank vault in a bank vault in a secret bank in a secret hideaway - somewhere in Geneva) - yes, all we need is a African-French player by the name of:
FooFoo UnBonga
The Chant:
Foo Foo UnBongaaaaa !
Foo Foo UnBongaaaaa !
He's Foo Foo UnBonga and He comes from Afreeekaaaaa!
John Cross @johncrossmirror
Arsenal considering move for Valencienne left-back Gaetan Bong. Bong been offered to Arsenal after Gibbs ruled him out for three weeks.
That's more like it! Another Ligue Un (or are Valencienne Ligue Deux?!) wonder for us.
These clubs must fucking love Wenger - Montpellier, Lille, Lorient, Valenciennes, Bordeaux, Auxerre, Monaco. Every year when their chairmen get together I bet the talk of the town is which one of them is going to get a bonus that season based on them selling some crock of shit to Wenger for several million Euros.
Its a bit like that old advert for the National Lottery with the big finger pointing..........St Etienne? Toulouse? Next time - it could be you
Yup! Inspector Clueless sure is Loyal...Boosting the french export economy at every opportunity.
Think he may be better off swapping one lot of red and white stripes for another.
It doesn't matter at Arsenal whether you can head or tackle, it's obviously more important that you have 'technical' ability like Koscielny. Out of interest, where is Mertesacker's technical ability?
Sign him up I say....just in time for the game against the scum!
If he could cut that monkey faced, jug eared tosser in half it would be worth the investment. If I never had to see that heart-shape celebration thing ever again it would be money well spent
It's ridiculous how BBC's live text and SSN are talking about this Deadline Day and how it's set to be a stormer and the excitement is going to build to wild levels.
United won't sign anyone, Chelsea don't look like signing anyone, Liverpool have done their business, Citeh may possibly look to bring in a Balotelli replacement (from a borstal presumably) but no indications they will so far, and the only player us or Spurs may sign will be a fucking nobody.
...Ooops! I mean DJ as well.
and could he be the new 'Butcher of Bilboa'?
