The Big F**king German

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northbank123
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Re: The Big F**king German

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1989 wrote:Image

Watch Mertesacker's 'block' :roll:

That's why we concede so many goals. We have defenders who don't want to defend.
Much as it pains me to say this, Terry Shawcross and co would block that shot every time.

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Re: The Big F**king German

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Wenker has found a proper jewell in BFG,germany is renowned for producing excellent footballers domestically and on an international stage,Wenker has managed to uncover a unique german international defender who cant run,jump,tackle,head,pass, turn or cross,well done Arsene,must have taken months and months of tracking BFG before astutely buying him for us,i see why you are on £7.5m a year,*word censored* :banghead:

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markyp wrote:Wenker has found a proper jewell in BFG,germany is renowned for producing excellent footballers domestically and on an international stage,Wenker has managed to uncover a unique german international defender who cant run,jump,tackle,head,pass, turn or cross,well done Arsene,must have taken months and months of tracking BFG before astutely buying him for us,i see why you are on £7.5m a year,*word censored* :banghead:
You see he wasn't lying when he talked about the club working very hard, day and night to find these players. That particular search must have taken forever

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Re: The Big F**king German

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northbank123 wrote:
1989 wrote:Image

Watch Mertesacker's 'block' :roll:

That's why we concede so many goals. We have defenders who don't want to defend.
Much as it pains me to say this, Terry Shawcross and co would block that shot every time.

They sure would,they would put their body on the line like Carragher did for the dippers later in the match.That goal is such a clusterfack of fack ups from start to finish :banghead: ,fans of other clubs the world over must be pissing themselves watching that :oops:

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Re: The Big F**king German

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He needs to be put down, he is utterly useless.

I disliked him when he first joined and then gradually started to think he was better (thought his positioning and anticipation was good, I was wrong), until I watched him more carefully and came to the conclusion that he is pure shit.

He is ridiculously slow, gets beaten 1vs1 far too easily for a 'top class' centre back, cant head for shit and doesnt fly into important last ditch tackles. With all that said my biggest issue is once he has been beaten he then shows no desire to try and get back and stop the attack, he just ambles back in the hope that it will break down and he will have gotten away with it once again.

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German version of Senderos/Cygan :banghead:

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Re: The Big F**king German

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falkirk goon wrote:
northbank123 wrote:
1989 wrote:Image

Watch Mertesacker's 'block' :roll:

That's why we concede so many goals. We have defenders who don't want to defend.
Much as it pains me to say this, Terry Shawcross and co would block that shot every time.

They sure would,they would put their body on the line like Carragher did for the dippers later in the match.That goal is such a clusterfack of fack ups from start to finish :banghead: ,fans of other clubs the world over must be pissing themselves watching that :oops:
"Captain" Vermaelen should have cleared it before Mertesacker had the opportunity to fuck up blocking it. Mertesacker is undoubtedly poor at times but Vermaelen has been on a steady decline for at least 18 months now. Those attempts are clearances are becoming the norm.

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True that TV has been shocking for a while now and that he should take most of the stick for that goal (I for one don't blame Sagna as a slip can happen to anyone), but there is absolutely no excuse for turning your back on a guy about to shoot (unless you're gay :wink: ) - especially when you're supposed to be a defender!! :banghead: :banghead: :oops: :oops:

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