Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

[falkirk goon]

All the chicks were going mad for 50 shades of grey..us lot on here are going mad for 31 shades of shite On jan 1st i didnt think it was possible to make our already pitiful squad any worse but le Arsole has pulled it out the bag everyone else stronger and our lot more threadbare Arsole knows though

[Top Londoner]

My 12 year old lad just got in from school and asked if we'd signed anyone.

When I replied "the answer is not always to buy" in my best Self Harmer accent he wasn't too impressed

Reporting you to Childline mate.

He's gone to play FIFA13 now......that'll be the only way Arsenal will make signings tonight

Hmmmmm, that's what he told you Steve0. Social services dept are still answering phone calls until 5.30 pm mate.

He's got a day off school tomorrow because the teacher's are dossing, oops sorry....I mean training. He just asked me whether he can stay up until the window closes tonight?

I don't know whether its more cruel to say 'yes' given that unless we get our private jet out to Valenciennes soon to sign SQ Bong nobody will be joining

Let the lad stay up late, and taste defeat. It will make a man of him

[foxinthebox2001]

Beckham just announced that his salary will be given to a Paris childrens charity.

The LEYTONSTONE lad is class.

Santos, can you read this?

Beats giving 75% to the French tax man.

[Top Londoner]

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[SteveO 35]

Beckham just announced that his salary will be given to a Paris childrens charity.

The LEYTONSTONE lad is class.

Santos, can you read this?

Well played that man

[SteveO 35]

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To announce that nobody is joining - great stuff. Or has Gazidis come back from France with Bong in tow

[Top Londoner]

Beckham just announced that his salary will be given to a Paris childrens charity.

The LEYTONSTONE lad is class.

Santos, can you read this?

Beats giving 75% to the French tax man.

Yeah, thanks for that Franny.

[OneBardGooner]

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Reaaalllly!"!!!!

[Top Londoner]

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Reaaalllly!"!!!!

Yes OBG, really.

But it might be at 20:00 hrs or even 21:00 hrs. Stay tuned mate.

[falkirk goon]

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The price of pies and flat pints at the bowl are being frozen for next season

[SteveO 35]

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The price of pies and flat pints at the bowl are being frozen for next season

I think its just the pies themselves that are frozen mate

[falkirk goon]

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The price of pies and flat pints at the bowl are being frozen for next season

I think its just the pies themselves that are frozen mate

As long as the grub at your BBQ isnt frozen that'll do me

[OneBardGooner]

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The price of pies and flat pints at the bowl are being frozen for next season

I think its just the pies themselves that are frozen mate

You're forgetting the transfer kitty.

[mcdowell42]

Via @BenCrump84: Arsenal are in talks with Malaga over Nacho Monreal and with Athletic Bilbao over Fernando Amorebieta

[northbank123]

Wouldn't actually surprise me if they unveil the Adidas deal in the next few days to try and deflect the heat.