Natalie's bongo's were great again this year transfer thread

[mcdowell42]

Monreal will be cup-tied in the Champions League - so even if we buy him, if Gibbs is injured, we may have to play Santos...

[Top Londoner]

Oli Price-Bates‏@OliPriceBates

BREAKING: According to Marca radio, Nacho Monreal is travelling to London tonight to sign for Arsenal! [via

DB10, chippy, hlebby, flash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ban mcdowell. He's a freeloading glory hunter.
My meds are finished and prescription is due tomorrow.

[mcdowell42]

Let's kick one of the big Twitter rumours doing the rounds into touch now. Our Arsenal expert John Cross tells us David Villa to the Emirates is a non-runner.

It had been reported that the Barca striker was on his way to London in £15m+ deal, but we understand it's not happening.

BUT, there could still be some movement at the club before the deadline, and we'll bring you the latest when we have it from Crossie.

Stay tuned and do not adjust your set...

[1989]

Looks like Monreal will join lads.

[Top Londoner]

Looks like Monreal will join lads.

CL cup tied, but thank god for mcdowell.

[1989]

Still possible even if cup-tied. We won't win the CL anyway. We could play Vermaelen at left back till Gibbs returns.

[mcdowell42]

Oli Price-Bates‏@OliPriceBates

BREAKING: According to Marca radio, Nacho Monreal is travelling to London tonight to sign for Arsenal! [via

Errr....who ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Monreal

[Top Londoner]

Monreal? Why not add £15m and get Baines?
Why not get Begovic with an offer of £8m.
Why not get Fellaini with an offer of £25m?
Why not get a striker for £20m - £30m?

Cos, Arsene is a

[Top Londoner]

Still possible even if cup-tied. We won't win the CL anyway. We could play Vermaelen at left back till Gibbs returns.

Really? Vermaelen at LB? Have you been having sexual relations with the self harmer much ???

[SteveO 35]

Oli Price-Bates‏@OliPriceBates

BREAKING: According to Marca radio, Nacho Monreal is travelling to London tonight to sign for Arsenal! [via

Errr....who ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Monreal

Ignacio "Nacho" Monreal Eraso (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈnatʃo monreˈal eˈɾaso]; born 26 February 1986) is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Málaga CF as a left defender. He is currently flying to London, to sign for Arsenal, and even on a plane he is more useful than André Santos


That is fucking hilarious

[mcdowell42]

Oli Price-Bates‏@OliPriceBates

BREAKING: According to Marca radio, Nacho Monreal is travelling to London tonight to sign for Arsenal! [via

Errr....who ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Monreal

Ignacio "Nacho" Monreal Eraso (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈnatʃo monreˈal eˈɾaso]; born 26 February 1986) is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Málaga CF as a left defender. He is currently flying to London, to sign for Arsenal, and even on a plane he is more useful than André Santos

That is fucking hilarious

[markyp]

Oli Price-Bates‏@OliPriceBates

BREAKING: According to Marca radio, Nacho Monreal is travelling to London tonight to sign for Arsenal! [via

Errr....who ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Monreal

Ignacio "Nacho" Monreal Eraso (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈnatʃo monreˈal eˈɾaso]; born 26 February 1986) is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Málaga CF as a left defender. He is currently flying to London, to sign for Arsenal, and even on a plane he is more useful than André Santos


That is fucking hilarious

who writes this stuff,fucking brilliant,pissed myself laughing

[1989]

Still possible even if cup-tied. We won't win the CL anyway. We could play Vermaelen at left back till Gibbs returns.

Really? Vermaelen at LB? Have you been having sexual relations with the self harmer much ???

Beats having Santos play there! Btw, Monreal's first name is Nacho! I'd worry for the lad, Santos might want to eat him.

[mcdowell42]

Still possible even if cup-tied. We won't win the CL anyway. We could play Vermaelen at left back till Gibbs returns.

Really? Vermaelen at LB? Have you been having sexual relations with the self harmer much ???

Beats having Santos play there! Btw, Monreal's first name is Nacho! I'd worry for the lad, Santos might want to eat him.

So im not the only 1 following twitter

[p206ab]

Arsenal appear almost certain to miss out on signing David Villa after the Spain forward was seen shopping in Barcelona this afternoon.

I'm buying groceries to make a lovely dinner, what do you mean by "you're moving to london"?