As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
It's okay there's plenty of room in my Ford Focus to drive both Forehead and Fat Andrew out to a clearing deep in the Sherwood Forest with only a spade and a revolver in the boot.
Well, I say plenty of room - Santos would be splayed across the back 3 seats like Jabba the Hut and if Gervinho aimed for the passenger seat the closest he'd get would probably be the room of the car so I'd have to borrow someone's roof rack?
It's okay there's plenty of room in my Ford Focus to drive both Forehead and Fat Andrew out to a clearing deep in the Sherwood Forest with only a spade and a revolver in the boot.
Well, I say plenty of room - Santos would be splayed across the back 3 seats like Jabba the Hut and if Gervinho aimed for the passenger seat the closest he'd get would probably be the room of the car so I'd have to borrow someone's roof rack?
If it only had two bullets I'd shoot the forehead twice (ironically in the forehead)
I Hate Hleb wrote:You'd only need the one shot because even a blind man would struggle to miss that big a target!!
But the fact that hidden within that planetoid head of his is a tiny tiny little brain means the one shot might actually pass through his head dead centre and still fucking miss the brain by a yard or two!
I Hate Hleb wrote:You'd only need the one shot because even a blind man would struggle to miss that big a target!!
But the fact that hidden within that planetoid head of his is a tiny tiny little brain means the one shot might actually pass through his head dead centre and still fucking miss the brain by a yard or two!
What, this head? Not to worry chaps, everyone's least favoured Mekon will now soon be back to terrorise our back four. Ooops, I mean opposition defenses.
I Hate Hleb wrote:You'd only need the one shot because even a blind man would struggle to miss that big a target!!
But the fact that hidden within that planetoid head of his is a tiny tiny little brain means the one shot might actually pass through his head dead centre and still fucking miss the brain by a yard or two!
Kind of poetic given some of his performances in front of goal for us.
I Hate Hleb wrote:You'd only need the one shot because even a blind man would struggle to miss that big a target!!
But the fact that hidden within that planetoid head of his is a tiny tiny little brain means the one shot might actually pass through his head dead centre and still fucking miss the brain by a yard or two!
Kind of poetic given some of his performances in front of goal for us.
haven't watched any of the games or even seen the results
Not to worry chaps, everyone's least favoured Mekon will now soon be back to terrorise our back four. Ooops, I mean opposition defenses.
