Henry or Heskey?!

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StuartL
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Re: Henry or Heskey?!

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DB10GOONER wrote:There's a girl gets the same train as me in the mornings. Mid 20's, stunning dark Italian looks, fantastic body with PERFECT tits, long legs, PERFECT tits and amazing eyes. Did I mention she has PERFECT tits? She's made a bit of eye contact with me every morning. But y'know, I'm happily married with great kids and I'd never cheat on my beautiful wife, so I don't return the looks like I would have when I was single (winking my left eye like a man having an epileptic fit and flicking my tongue up and down like a lizard on speed). But this Italian looking girl is a stunner. Then she got on the train this morning and she was talking to another girl and she smiled and the illusion was shattered. She has the worst fucking smile I have ever seen, I honestly thought I was going to vomit. It makes her look like a retarded Jordan - talk about a Jekyll and Hyde moment!

So I guess the lesson here is never judge a book by it's tits. :(
Can't you come up with a way to wipe the smile off her face DB10GOONER ??

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Re: Henry or Heskey?!

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TITS!!!!!!!

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