Abou Diaby - Injuries Thread

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Re: Diaby

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Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
Physios are good at what they do but can only take you so far, Osteopaths are needed to look at body as a whole and to correct posture inbalances and not just the injury in isolation.
Wenger has used Osteopaths before (outsourced for rehab with Robert Pires) but surely time we had one full time on the staff?
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DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
augie wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:Just lifted this off another site.

Diaby’s Arsenal injury record:

Calf/Shin Injury 2013 February 23rd
Illness 2013 January 22nd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2012 September 29th
Muscle Injury 2012 September 7th
Calf Muscle Strain 2012 April 28th
Illness 2012 April 23rd
Hamstring Injury 2012 March 29th
Hamstring Injury 2012 March 3rd
Hamstring Injury 2011 November 26th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2011 July 22nd
Calf Muscle Strain 2011 January 2nd
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 December 30th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 October 19th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 October 4th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 September 13th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 August 11th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 March 27th
MCL Knee Ligament Injury 2010 February 17th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 January 20th
Calf Muscle Strain 2009 November 7th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2009 October 10th
Groin Strain 2009 August 12th
Knee Injury 2009 July 27th
Thigh Muscle Strain 2009 April 1st
Calf Muscle Strain 2009 February 24th
Thigh Muscle Strain 2009 January 31st
Abdominal Strain 2008 November 22nd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2008 August 3rd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2008 April 25th
Calf Muscle Strain 2008 March 7th
Calf Muscle Strain 2008 February 8th
Back Injury 2007 November 22nd
Sprained Ankle 2007 August 14th
Concussion 2007 April 20th
Sprained Ankle 2007 February 25th
Knee Injury 2007 February 2nd
Ankle/Foot Injury 2006 May 1st

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Jaysus, that's hilarious! :lol:

In any other job you'd be sacked for a sick leave record like that. :roll: :wink:


Mr Pot meet Mr Kettle :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Diaby and DB10 - separated at birth :barscarf:
:lol:

arseofacrow and John Candy's fat ass - not seperated at birth. :barscarf:

:wink:
:-P

Stop looking up at my bum hole.....


and stop grooming me.

:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :D
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augie wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:Just lifted this off another site.

Diaby’s Arsenal injury record:

Calf/Shin Injury 2013 February 23rd
Illness 2013 January 22nd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2012 September 29th
Muscle Injury 2012 September 7th
Calf Muscle Strain 2012 April 28th
Illness 2012 April 23rd
Hamstring Injury 2012 March 29th
Hamstring Injury 2012 March 3rd
Hamstring Injury 2011 November 26th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2011 July 22nd
Calf Muscle Strain 2011 January 2nd
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 December 30th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 October 19th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 October 4th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2010 September 13th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 August 11th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 March 27th
MCL Knee Ligament Injury 2010 February 17th
Calf Muscle Strain 2010 January 20th
Calf Muscle Strain 2009 November 7th
Ankle/Foot Injury 2009 October 10th
Groin Strain 2009 August 12th
Knee Injury 2009 July 27th
Thigh Muscle Strain 2009 April 1st
Calf Muscle Strain 2009 February 24th
Thigh Muscle Strain 2009 January 31st
Abdominal Strain 2008 November 22nd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2008 August 3rd
Thigh Muscle Strain 2008 April 25th
Calf Muscle Strain 2008 March 7th
Calf Muscle Strain 2008 February 8th
Back Injury 2007 November 22nd
Sprained Ankle 2007 August 14th
Concussion 2007 April 20th
Sprained Ankle 2007 February 25th
Knee Injury 2007 February 2nd
Ankle/Foot Injury 2006 May 1st

:shock:
Jaysus, that's hilarious! :lol:

In any other job you'd be sacked for a sick leave record like that. :roll: :wink:


Mr Pot meet Mr Kettle :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Think we should pay for a brand new calf for the poor lad . :rubchin:
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arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote: :lol: :lol:

Diaby and DB10 - separated at birth :barscarf:
:lol:

arseofacrow and John Candy's fat ass - not seperated at birth. :barscarf:

:wink:
:-P

Stop looking up at my bum hole.....


and stop grooming me.

:twisted: :twisted: :roll: :D
:lol:

Stop fucking sending me the photos then!! :banghead:

:-P :wink:
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QuartzGooner wrote:Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
Physios are good at what they do but can only take you so far, Osteopaths are needed to look at body as a whole and to correct posture inbalances and not just the injury in isolation.
Wenger has used Osteopaths before (outsourced for rehab with Robert Pires) but surely time we had one full time on the staff?


So on top of the money being wasted on diaby's wages you are now suggesting that we hire a full time osteopath to nurse the fcuker every season ? Jesus the overtime alone would bankrupt the club :roll: :wink:
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QuartzGooner wrote:Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
Physios are good at what they do but can only take you so far, Osteopaths are needed to look at body as a whole and to correct posture inbalances and not just the injury in isolation.
Wenger has used Osteopaths before (outsourced for rehab with Robert Pires) but surely time we had one full time on the staff?
Too late for an Osteopath do what they do in the Grand National put the screens round and a bullet in the head.I hear a certain South African is available
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I'm not only getting fed up seeing this useless *word censored* wearing our shirt, but the way Wenger champions this wanker at every opportunity, it's long overdue that this wanker was jettisoned out of the club once and for all!
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augie wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
Physios are good at what they do but can only take you so far, Osteopaths are needed to look at body as a whole and to correct posture inbalances and not just the injury in isolation.
Wenger has used Osteopaths before (outsourced for rehab with Robert Pires) but surely time we had one full time on the staff?


So on top of the money being wasted on diaby's wages you are now suggesting that we hire a full time osteopath :roll: :wink:
All joking aside, a full time Osteopath on £150,000 per year (week's wages for a top player?) would reap tremendous benefits for the squad.

Can adjust all the minor posture imbalances that lead to muscle and tendon strains, would prevent many non contact injuries.

They can also keep energy levels high, add to players' stamina, and expedite healing of injuries.

Having been treated by a few over the years I am well sold on Osteopathy.
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QuartzGooner wrote:Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
So many people make that point yet few question Turnip for giving him TWO contract extensions since taht incident :banghead:
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Just seen an advert on TV............. Give £2.00 and save a crippled donkey. Can we start the same sort of charity for Diaby? :lol: :lol:
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rodders999 wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Nearly all those injuries a result of the original tackle at Sunderland.
So many people make that point yet few question Turnip for giving him TWO contract extensions since that incident :banghead:
Totally agree
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Re: Diaby

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Physios are good at what they do but can only take you so far, Osteopaths are needed to look at body as a whole and to correct posture inbalances and not just the injury in isolation.
Wenger has used Osteopaths before (outsourced for rehab with Robert Pires) but surely time we had one full time on the staff?
Theres too many 50,000 pounds a week poseurs, posturing around London Colney every day !
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Some bloke on twatter posted a pic of Diaby's statue at the Grove.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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