press/pundit crunt 11

[stearmaster]

will do mine later as i got to get to work and the boss is moaning already, its only 0857

[Red Gunner]

The Sun

The Sun
The Sun
The Sun
The Sun

The Sun
The Sun
The Sun
The Sun
The Sun

The Sun

[DB10GOONER]

will do mine later as i got to get to work and the boss is moaning already, its only 0857

Ha ha! Lazy bastardhole Steary!! Starts the thread then does one!! Quality.

Pat Dolan (see a previous thread about this ex-Arsenal failure and Irish "pundit".) His big fucking mouth could swallow any football - perfect for keeper.

"Greavesie" - being an alchoholic does not make you a "character" you spud arsehole.

Linneker - Smug spud wanker, loves to see us lose. Prick.

"Lawro" Lawrenson – the biggest drag queen since Lillie Savage. He creeps me out the way he slouches suggestively on that BBC couch… bleeuurgh!

Garth "Educated" Crooks – the singularly most patronising wanker on the planet Earth. Ever.

Chinny Hill – So out of touch with the modern game it is not even funny (anymore ). Possibly because he actually went senile some time around about 1981.

Jamie Redknapp – Where do I start with this bastardhole? Seriously, I could be here all day! I'll limit myself to one thing. How about the way he implies that he was some kind of legend at Liverpool. He wasn’t. End of.

Alan "zzzzz" Shearer – Oh dear God. A personality free zone. More charisma in my testicles post coitus.

Andy "Old Trafford" Grey – Manure apologist through and through. A prize prick with ears.

Kay Burley ( ) – That bit she does when she hands over to the sports presenter on the news where she tries to talk the talk and only ends up saying something embarrassingly uncool like "So who won the soccer game at the FA Cup?"

Ray "Enger-land" Wilkins – Incapable of processing any information or commenting on anything that does not relate in some way to Enger-land. I bet my bollix he has a Combat 18 tattoo on his chest… (nothing against the English, or England but I hate super-nationalists of any race or creed )

Honorary life chairman would be Big Ron Atkinson , the big comedy racist - pretty self explanitory that one...

[DB10GOONER]

Quote from Mark Bright;

"He signals to the bench with his groin..."

[DB10GOONER]

And from Trevor Brooking;

"It's end to end stuff, but from side to side..."

[Matt M]

will do mine later as i got to get to work and the boss is moaning already, its only 0857

Ha ha! Lazy bastardhole Steary!! Starts the thread then does one!! Quality.

Pat Dolan (see a previous thread about this ex-Arsenal failure and Irish "pundit".) His big fucking mouth could swallow any football - perfect for keeper.

"Greavesie" - being an alchoholic does not make you a "character" you spud arsehole.

Linneker - Smug spud wanker, loves to see us lose. Prick.

"Lawro" Lawrenson – the biggest drag queen since Lillie Savage. He creeps me out the way he slouches suggestively on that BBC couch… bleeuurgh!

Garth "Educated" Crooks – the singularly most patronising wanker on the planet Earth. Ever.

Chinny Hill – So out of touch with the modern game it is not even funny (anymore ). Possibly because he actually went senile some time around about 1981.

Jamie Redknapp – Where do I start with this bastardhole? Seriously, I could be here all day! I'll limit myself to one thing. How about the way he implies that he was some kind of legend at Liverpool. He wasn’t. End of.

Alan "zzzzz" Shearer – Oh dear God. A personality free zone. More charisma in my testicles post coitus.

Andy "Old Trafford" Grey – Manure apologist through and through. A prize prick with ears.

Kay Burley ( ) – That bit she does when she hands over to the sports presenter on the news where she tries to talk the talk and only ends up saying something embarrassingly uncool like "So who won the soccer game at the FA Cup?"

Ray "Enger-land" Wilkins – Incapable of processing any information or commenting on anything that does not relate in some way to Enger-land. I bet my bollix he has a Combat 18 tattoo on his chest… (nothing against the English, or England but I hate super-nationalists of any race or creed )

Honorary life chairman would be Big Ron Atkinson , the big comedy racist - pretty self explanitory that one...

I agree with most of that, but to be fair I think Ian Wright is as bad as Wilkins when it comes to being patriotically xenophobic.

I don't mind Andy Gray either.

[SPUDMASHER]

Nobody has suggested that Eammon Holmes goes in goal yet
Maybe you couldn't wedge the fat Manc crunt into such a small gap

[flo2bagooner]

ian wright is a legend nd funny pundit!

U GOTTA LOVE HIM

[stearmaster]

haha! here niw

Holmes

the sun
lawenson
wilkins
pleat

crooks
hill
motson
redknapp

shearer
liniker

[Number 5]

Oh it has to be Redknapp as skipper, I can't think of another I hate listening to as much. The guy either wants to be Cesc Fabregas or wants to have sex with him. It's the only positive time he talks about us.

Another getting on my man breasts has been Allardyce since Sly snapped him up. Everytime he gets questioned:

"Oh Sam, big fat pie munching transfer bung taking Sam, how did you have such a good record against Arsenal?"

"Well it's easy, you've got to get up em haven't you? Hassle and tackle the shit out of them. Fouls are ok, disrupt their game by being cheating lady bits."

And he barely acknowledged the AC victory being interviewed, even though before the game he said we'd lose, then after acted like he knew we'd win all along and it wasn't that great a performance.

[QuartzGooner]

Gotta be Harry Hotspur for me.

[Fabrestuta]

Gary Linnekar may be a muppet, but come on, is there anyone in the world of football you'd like to kick seven kinds of shite out of more than Alan Hansen?

[QuartzGooner]

I like Hansen. He calls it as he sees it.
Pro Liverpool as one would expect, but he gives credit where it is due.