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OneBardGooner wrote:YOUR Rumours thread ...dull *word censored* anyone could have started that and it wouldn't have made any difference...so please grow up.
Anyone could have but they didnt, have you any more nice poems.
Sure, this one's more of a Haiku than a poem as such, it goes like this:
McDowell is a *word censored*
everyone knows except McDowell.
OneBardGooner wrote:YOUR Rumours thread ...dull *word censored* anyone could have started that and it wouldn't have made any difference...so please grow up.
Anyone could have but they didnt, have you any more nice poems.
Sure, this one's more of a Haiku than a poem as such, it goes like this:
McDowell is a *word censored*
everyone knows except McDowell.
how's that?
I really don't enjoy being pedantic but, isn't Haiku a three line poem?
8940. My solicitor. Can't name him but five days after moving out of my gaff, I'm still waiting for my money. cant.
8941. The arsehole from Virgin Trains who told me 3 times "you can't travel in first class without a valid first class ticket" despite holding my ticket...then he looked and saw it was a first class ticket. don't judge a book by it's cover you caaant
OneBardGooner wrote:YOUR Rumours thread ...dull *word censored* anyone could have started that and it wouldn't have made any difference...so please grow up.
Anyone could have but they didnt, have you any more nice poems.
Sure, this one's more of a Haiku than a poem as such, it goes like this:
McDowell is a *word censored*
everyone knows except McDowell.
how's that?
I really don't enjoy being pedantic but, isn't Haiku a three line poem?
8940. My solicitor. Can't name him but five days after moving out of my gaff, I'm still waiting for my money. cant.
Solicitors are much like bankers - the scum of the Earth.
Your money is earning him interest as we speak, mate. Old solicitor's trick.
Bloody right there DB10.
We exchanged four weeks ago and completed last Friday. She moved in yesterday. He requested the redemption from mtg co one hour after completion. I gave him some stick about adhering to the Solicitors charter and being unethical. Now he won't release the funds until he has written confirmation of the payment being received, but they have cleared and the account is now zero. So I don't own the property and I have no money. I asked him, on the case tracker, if he got his certificate from Del Trotter.
Three fucking months of pure stress. Leaving the missus a week before it all started was piss easy by comparison.
Probably why I was a bit meh, about last weekend loss to the toilet.
OneBardGooner wrote:YOUR Rumours thread ...dull *word censored* anyone could have started that and it wouldn't have made any difference...so please grow up.
Anyone could have but they didnt, have you any more nice poems.
Sure, this one's more of a Haiku than a poem as such, it goes like this:
McDowell is a *word censored*
everyone knows except McDowell.
how's that?
I really don't enjoy being pedantic but, isn't Haiku a three line poem?
8940. My solicitor. Can't name him but five days after moving out of my gaff, I'm still waiting for my money. cant.
8941 Top Londoner for being a pedantic *word censored*
8942 for not seeing what IS a Three Line Haiku!
8943 TL's rip off solicitor who is indeed scum of the lower swamps of the earth...
Top Londoner wrote:Bloody right there DB10.
We exchanged four weeks ago and completed last Friday. She moved in yesterday. He requested the redemption from mtg co one hour after completion. I gave him some stick about adhering to the Solicitors charter and being unethical. Now he won't release the funds until he has written confirmation of the payment being received, but they have cleared and the account is now zero. So I don't own the property and I have no money. I asked him, on the case tracker, if he got his certificate from Del Trotter.
Three fucking months of pure stress. Leaving the missus a week before it all started was piss easy by comparison.
Probably why I was a bit meh, about last weekend loss to the toilet.
You could always hire DB and his 'shooting stick' ( it comes with a free dug hole, sack of lime and a No Questions Asked Certificate of Authenticity).
Top Londoner wrote:Bloody right there DB10.
We exchanged four weeks ago and completed last Friday. She moved in yesterday. He requested the redemption from mtg co one hour after completion. I gave him some stick about adhering to the Solicitors charter and being unethical. Now he won't release the funds until he has written confirmation of the payment being received, but they have cleared and the account is now zero. So I don't own the property and I have no money. I asked him, on the case tracker, if he got his certificate from Del Trotter.
Three fucking months of pure stress. Leaving the missus a week before it all started was piss easy by comparison.
Probably why I was a bit meh, about last weekend loss to the toilet.
You could always hire DB and his 'shooting stick' ( it comes with a free dug hole, sack of lime and a No Questions Asked Certificate of Authenticity).
