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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Top Londoner wrote:The Premier League striker who has sold most shirts... and the international forward who hasn't shifted a SINGLE one!


And the man without a single shirt sale? Poor old Nicklas Bendtner.

The not-so-great Dane has not shifted a single 'Bendtner 17' shirt in the Turin club shop since his loan move to Italian giants Juventus.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uarez.html


RvP has sold 25.4% of all shirt sales
Nice to see a shithouse of a paper like the Daily Mail trying to stick the boot in on poor Nicklas as well. It appears all of the worms are crawling out now. You know what, I've had enough of these bastards trying to ridicule Bendy. So, Juventus haven't sold a single Nicklas Bendtner strip have they not? Well it isn't surprising, the Juventus fans blindly follow their clubs despicable mantra of hatred and evil, they would never take to a man who fights against injustice and campaigns for equality for all. Bendtner is a man who they should have embraced, they should have followed his way and left the darkness and came into the light.

Well fuck you Daily Mail, I for one am proud to wear Bendtner's name on my back. I stand opposed to suffering, I stand opposed to evil, to bigotry, to hatred and to the never ending pursuit of power for personal gain and I back and support Nicklas Bendtner for he is the one to follow, the one who can guide us through these uncertain times and make us better people. He is a guiding light in dark times, he is a hero to all and I will not sit back and have the forces of evil attempt to belittle the man. There has now been a Nicklas Bendtner Juventus shirt bought (a third strip because I'm fucked if I'm wearing black and white, I'd rather have the pink offering). I stand by you Nicklas, this is one small stab at the beast of hatred but by god together we'll destroy it.

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Have a fucking bit of that Daily Mail and Sporten.dk (whoever the fuck you are)

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Size XL :shock: You fat Bendtner loving bastard


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:Size XL :shock: You fat Bendtner loving bastard


:lol: :lol: :lol:
They only had small or XL (honest). I am a fat bastard like but still, I have an excuse for the shirt. I do feel a bit dirty for contributing funds to an organisation like Juventus but I do it for the name on the back, not the name on the front #solidarity

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safcftm wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:The Premier League striker who has sold most shirts... and the international forward who hasn't shifted a SINGLE one!


And the man without a single shirt sale? Poor old Nicklas Bendtner.

The not-so-great Dane has not shifted a single 'Bendtner 17' shirt in the Turin club shop since his loan move to Italian giants Juventus.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uarez.html


RvP has sold 25.4% of all shirt sales
Nice to see a shithouse of a paper like the Daily Mail trying to stick the boot in on poor Nicklas as well. It appears all of the worms are crawling out now. You know what, I've had enough of these bastards trying to ridicule Bendy. So, Juventus haven't sold a single Nicklas Bendtner strip have they not? Well it isn't surprising, the Juventus fans blindly follow their clubs despicable mantra of hatred and evil, they would never take to a man who fights against injustice and campaigns for equality for all. Bendtner is a man who they should have embraced, they should have followed his way and left the darkness and came into the light.

Well fuck you Daily Mail, I for one am proud to wear Bendtner's name on my back. I stand opposed to suffering, I stand opposed to evil, to bigotry, to hatred and to the never ending pursuit of power for personal gain and I back and support Nicklas Bendtner for he is the one to follow, the one who can guide us through these uncertain times and make us better people. He is a guiding light in dark times, he is a hero to all and I will not sit back and have the forces of evil attempt to belittle the man. There has now been a Nicklas Bendtner Juventus shirt bought (a third strip because I'm fucked if I'm wearing black and white, I'd rather have the pink offering). I stand by you Nicklas, this is one small stab at the beast of hatred but by god together we'll destroy it.

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Have a fucking bit of that Daily Mail and Sporten.dk (whoever the fuck you are)
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safcftm wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Size XL :shock: You fat Bendtner loving bastard


:lol: :lol: :lol:
They only had small or XL (honest). I am a fat bastard like but still, I have an excuse for the shirt. I do feel a bit dirty for contributing funds to an organisation like Juventus but I do it for the name on the back, not the name on the front #solidarity

Youre fucking mad but well played :lol:

#solidarity :wink:

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safcftm wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Size XL :shock: You fat Bendtner loving bastard


:lol: :lol: :lol:
They only had small or XL (honest). I am a fat bastard like but still, I have an excuse for the shirt. I do feel a bit dirty for contributing funds to an organisation like Juventus but I do it for the name on the back, not the name on the front #solidarity
Maybe you could time travel back to before anyone knew Jim'll was a nonce and ask him to Fix It for you to spend a day with Benny in the future? This will take a bit of work on both your (invent time travel) part and Jim'll's (find a window in his molesting calender) part, but I feel if you put your fat heart into it you could achieve this event of absolutely pointless mediocrity. 8)

#solidarity
#TimeTravelNonceFixItThing


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DB10GOONER wrote:
safcftm wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Size XL :shock: You fat Bendtner loving bastard


:lol: :lol: :lol:
They only had small or XL (honest). I am a fat bastard like but still, I have an excuse for the shirt. I do feel a bit dirty for contributing funds to an organisation like Juventus but I do it for the name on the back, not the name on the front #solidarity
Maybe you could time travel back to before anyone knew Jim'll was a nonce and ask him to Fix It for you to spend a day with Benny in the future? This will take a bit of work on both your (invent time travel) part and Jim'll's (find a window in his molesting calender) part, but I feel if you put your fat heart into it you could achieve this event of absolutely pointless mediocrity. 8)

#solidarity
#TimeTravelNonceFixItThing


:wink: :wink:
I'm not sure I could survive a whole day in Bendtner's presence - we need the sun for life but bask in its glory too long and it can kill us, we need water for life but drink too much of it and we perish, we need Bendtner for goodness but spend too long with him and his aura may destroy us all. I have met the man, albeit briefly, I have touched the man, albeit only his hand :( , I have told him that he has loads of pace and that I love him, albeit drunkenly, and he has said "thanks" albeit with a vaguely worried look on his face. I already feel blessed, I can want for no more, Bendy does not preach or endorse greed of any sort and we must all remain humble and content with our lot.

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:coffeespit:

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StuartL wrote: Didn't he also stop on the goalline a Cesc shot in the home leg CL v Liverpool that ended 1-1 (we battered them but couldn't put them away)
Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YES. I remember going apeshit on here the morngin after that match about it. I was lived, blood boiling. BASTARD :evil:

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safc,

you just killed me with that. :lol:

I don't know if it's because i'm an ignorant minion but i won't be joining your devotion, but I hope that shirt makes you happy.

oooh i've just seen it's pink :oops: . Well supernikalasbendtner loves pink so maybe you could send him a pic to cheer him up!

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I can't believe you beat me to buying this season's Bendtner shirt!!!! :lol:

If he comes back to England it will be to Arsenal so therefore why are you still interested?

Here's an RVP v Bendtner stat World Cup 2010 RVP no goals Bendtner 1, Euros 2012 RVP 1 goal Bendtner 2.

Does he wear number 17 now because he's on 17,000 Euro a week? :shock:

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I'm going to buy tbe barcode one, it'll be a collectors item due to.its rarity.

Couldbe worth a fortune if he wins the world cup or dies young.

Kerching !

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Safc :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dicko wrote:I can't believe you beat me to buying this season's Bendtner shirt!!!! :lol:

If he comes back to England it will be to Arsenal so therefore why are you still interested?

Here's an RVP v Bendtner stat World Cup 2010 RVP no goals Bendtner 1, Euros 2012 RVP 1 goal Bendtner 2.

Does he wear number 17 now because he's on 17,000 Euro a week? :shock:
I am still interested because Sir Nicklas Bendtner (who as per page 1 of this esteemed thread I liked even before he joined Sunderland) represented my club with class and dignity, he showed a first touch and an ability that I have seldom seen at SAFC and he scored a penalty away to Newcastle United and celebrated in front of their fans. The man has quality oozing from every pore and is one of my all time favourite footballers.

Having been a class act at Sunderland and having lit up last season for me (it was a pretty poor season, Bendy aside) I have decided to follow his career with interest and wish him well in all of his endeavours. If he comes back to Arsenal I will take great interest in following his reemergence onto the scene at the Emirates and will be cheering him in every game (even in the ones against Sunderland, although I wouldn't cheer if he scored, I'd just sit back and accept it was inevitable). I'd probably buy a Bendtner Arsenal shirt as well so I can wear it on my next random Arsenal away trip. Be better if he just came home to Sunderland mind.

Plus Bendtner is more than just a footballer, he's the representation of an ideal of truth, honestly, love and justice. And he's beautiful. We should all follow Bendtner.

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Class and dignity? :shock:

Walking over the tops of cars while pissed off his head :lol:

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