THE CHARLIE! CHARLIE! one of our own 'GOOD GUYS' THREAD

[I Hate Hleb]

Do you want a straw and umbrella to go with your lady drink?

[OneBardGooner]

Yes, please....But only if it's raining and there are horses about.

[Top Londoner]

Me. For not grabbing the phone off that ignorant cúnt on the train home from work yesterday evening and smashing it into her fucking fat ugly non-stop talking face!!

Fucking yack yack yack bitchcunt.

I'd say you're giving yourself way too much credit, DB - you belong on the crunt thread for this Wenger-esque piece of shocking inaction! - I'd say it was your civic duty to beat the bitch to death with her mobile phone!

Well, the fucking trains here all have CCTV on them so by NOT beating the yacky bitch to death with her phone I avoided going to prison and can now continue raising my children to be decent considerate people that don't sit on a train yacking their heads off and making other commuters want to beat them to death with their phone!

misogynist.

[OneBardGooner]

Whoever it was that threw the banana onto the pitch in the scum game...

Top, TOP GEEZER.

[g88ner]

Whoever it was that threw the banana onto the pitch in the scum game...

Top, TOP GEEZER.

[arseofacrow]

Whoever it was that threw the banana onto the pitch in the scum game...

Top, TOP GEEZER.

Is he organically, fair-traded? This is Islington, don't you know!

[OneBardGooner]

Scroll half-way down the page and watch the brief vid-clip.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22265594

"1,000,000 % RESPECT"

[OneBardGooner]

Professor Richard Feynman

[StuartL]

Alan Sugar for managing to make even bigger mugs out of the biggest mugs in the country.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Buy a bottle of Glenfiddich and you're testicles will grow back in no time.

[StuartL]

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Buy a bottle of Glenfiddich and you're testicles will grow back in no time.

Or try the Jim Beam, Red Stag - black cherry flavour - bloody lovely.

[northbank123]

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Buy a bottle of Glenfiddich and you're testicles will grow back in no time.

Or try the Jim Beam, Red Stag - black cherry flavour - bloody lovely.

Girlfriend's mum works for Glenmorangie so she can get any of their whiskies at about 30-40% RRP in addition to a generous allocation of free bottles each year. The parent company also owns Hennessey and a few other well-known brands as well as some other cracking single malts.

[StuartL]

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Buy a bottle of Glenfiddich and you're testicles will grow back in no time.

Or try the Jim Beam, Red Stag - black cherry flavour - bloody lovely.

Girlfriend's mum works for Glenmorangie so she can get any of their whiskies at about 30-40% RRP in addition to a generous allocation of free bottles each year. The parent company also owns Hennessey and a few other well-known brands as well as some other cracking single malts.

pm'd you how old is she ?

[northbank123]

The makers/brewers of Southern Comfort...who have enabled me to get shyte faced before 7pm tonight!

Buy a bottle of Glenfiddich and you're testicles will grow back in no time.

Or try the Jim Beam, Red Stag - black cherry flavour - bloody lovely.

Girlfriend's mum works for Glenmorangie so she can get any of their whiskies at about 30-40% RRP in addition to a generous allocation of free bottles each year. The parent company also owns Hennessey and a few other well-known brands as well as some other cracking single malts.

pm'd you how old is she ?

You'll have to show you're father-in-law material first

[arseofacrow]

Glenmorangie...not the best but could be worse.