The £70m Game

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Okay, I'm bored, lets play a bit of fantasy football. You have £70 million to spend in the transfer window who would you buy?
(This is not a transfer thread )

I would buy:

Samir Handanovic - £15m
Adil Rami - £12-£14m
Nigel De Jong - £8-10m
Stevan Jovetic - £20-25m

Minimum of £55m Maximum of £64.

[Rosie_titters]

Shay Given - Free
Kolo Toure - Free
Frank Lampard - Free
Franco Di Santo - Free

then spunk the £70m on high class whores and class A drugs...

[p206ab]

I would buy:
Samir Handanovic - £15m

Samir is worth 30m + David Villa based on last rumours

Oh and my list:
GK : Begovic £ 6m
DEF: None.
Midfield: Well Gotze is out, so maybe Isco £20m.
Attack: With wally on RW, Poldi as ST, all I need is Marco Reus on left wing, £30m.

£56m, other £14m for 10 gervinho's style elite players from league1,2,3,4..

[BournemouthRED]

Shay Given - Free
Kolo Toure - Free
Frank Lampard - Free
Franco Di Santo - Free

then spunk the £70m on high class whores and class A drugs...

[donaldo]

We will never spend £70m.Not unless we sell Wilshire this summer.We always set out to come out of the transfer window making a profit.Expect us to continue to buy more shit from France

[SteveO 35]

We could buy six more Gervinho equivalents......in fact, that's the most likely scenario

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Bastian Schweinsteiger please!

[northbank123]

Shay Given - Free
Kolo Toure - Free
Frank Lampard - Free
Franco Di Santo - Free

then spunk the £70m on high class whores and class A drugs...

You Sir are a fine businessman. To be fair our board probably take a similar approach but instead spend the money on caviar and port... what a waste. I wonder what tastes more refined - the finest Black Sea caviar or a £15,000-a-night hooker's *word censored*?

Would like to see Begovic although if we try and sign him Pulis will do his best phallus impression to drag it out and try and find another suitor.

[OneBardGooner]

Shay Given - Free
Kolo Toure - Free
Frank Lampard - Free
Franco Di Santo - Free

then spunk the £70m on high class whores and class A drugs...

Does high class whores include female french DJ's ?

[OneBardGooner]

We will never spend £70m.Not unless we sell Wilshire this summer.We always set out to come out of the transfer window making a profit.Expect us to continue to buy more shit from France

Does that include the moolah already (alledgedly) spent on a female french DJ!?


I see something of a common thread beginning here!

[OneBardGooner]

We could buy six more Gervinho equivalents......in fact, that's the most likely scenario

But I thought that was the game version of Human Dominoes - you know one falls over then they all do!

[rodders999]

A new ranch for silent Stan, a pay rise for the turnip and 349 apartments.

[OneBardGooner]

A new ranch for silent Stan, a pay rise for the turnip and 349 apartments.

You're forgetting the french Dj rodders!! tch tch the French DJ!?? Qui!? Non!?

[TheCook]

Begovic

Fellaini

Suarez

[spendsum4uckingmoney]

Lampard free
Ever Banega 11m
Hernandez 20m
Samba 8m?
Michu 12m
Rangel 3m

+ a GK